andrew

i actually want to go to Haunted House more than i want to go to Aqua

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

important conversations

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

@timstillman_ not to endorse gambling but it’s available on the bet365 app / website provided you’ve got a live account

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

@FootballCliches @shanetodd former Wigan and Reading goalkeeper Ali Al-Habsi genuinely was a fireman in Oman before his football career if I remember correctly

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

@FootballCliches @CareerWeGoPod very triggering hearing the assumption that éxito = exit go unchallenged here

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

We have won!!!!!!

Liam Óg is a free man.

We said we would fight them and win.

We did. (Twice)

Kneecap has NO charges OR convictions in ANY country, EVER.

Political policing has failed.

Kneecap is on the right side of history.

Britain is not.

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

if i was running a football club i would simply not buy shit players from chelsea. it cannot be that difficult to just not buy shit players from chelsea

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal make contact with Chelsea over move for Noni Madueke. Clubs now in talks after 23yo #CFC winger agreed personal terms on proposed 5yr contract. No deal yet but England int’l prioritising #AFC above any other interested sides @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/ptia0kQIGi

[Arsenal Supporters Against Sexual Violence @AFC_SOASV]

🔴⚪️ An Open Letter to @Arsenal Football Club 🔴⚪️

Fans expect more than wins—we expect integrity. Together we’re calling for accountability, transparency, and a commitment to safeguarding within the sport.

Join our cause by signing our open letter:
https://t.co/9O35xHnbGu

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

@Ian_A_Woodcock @CDEccleshare was thinking, the only way it could be more annoying would be if he had gone for “maybe watch season two of The Last Of Us, available on Sky Atlantic” à la Dave Jones

[Neil Stanley @neilllstanleyyy]

BBC not showing Kneecap but broadcasting Bob Vylan right before hand is legit funny and shows they have no idea what they're doing.

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

cant believe i watched arsenal miss out on europa league titles because they lost to chelsea, emery’s villarreal, and simeone’s atleti, but spurs get to play a semi final against “bozo gimp”

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

D. Rice you are a galáctico mush. my word

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

@JAJRobertson 💙💙

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

i’ve said all season liverpool aren’t really that good they just have an all timer scoring every game. ultimately, they’ll walk the league because they score 2+ goals a game. i’d rather have that

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

pretty much the least enjoyable season of my adult life. match officials are awful, media coverage is catered to a tik tok audience and pretty much every team has key players injured. most of all, arsenal are just boring

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

some of the refereeing this season in the premier league (for all clubs) has probably done irreparable damage to my enjoyment of football. why watch games when these kinds of decisions are being made?

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

How is this a red card for Myles Lewis-Skelly????? https://t.co/alLUTJhYRs

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

myles lewis skelly just received a four-minute standing ovation in my living room

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

virg van dijk is a premium stropper. act your age mush

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

Premier league clubs flying from london to birmingham but i can save the planet if i separate my yoghurt pots from their lids for recycling

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

Liverpool's flight back from London last night couldn't land at John Lennon due to icy fog. Plane diverted to Birmingham with ground transportation provided for rest of the journey home. Players didn't get back until early hours, training cancelled today.
#LFC

[andrew @AndrewShmandrew]

hard to talk about chelsea without sounding bitter but it is fucking boring how, if jackson’s not playing well, they can bring on nkunku, or felix, or mudryk, or madueke. all players they spent 30-90m on. they should be expected to win the league

[genduk @meongmeowmiau]

There is a light that never goes out