Anyone else not have a clue what to say when the person at the deli counter asks how you would like your meat sliced? Like, what is the industry-standard jargon I’m supposed to employ?
@haydencopeland Plus I know they’re gonna go over the 1 lb I asked for if I accept said free examination slice, thinking I won’t say anything. I’m on to you @Publix.
@haydencopeland I’ve started turning down the “examination slice” free sample they offer. Like I’m just gonna eat this slice of maple smoked turkey in front of everyone?
I need you all to know this about me. If I’ve taken the time, energy, and effort to come and shop at your store in person, I’m parking in the spots you’ve reserved up front for folks who let other people do their shopping for them. #HappyEaster