Tommy Maximoff

“I'm just... the other one. That's fine with me“ ll: Writer is 18+ ll: DMs open 😁 ll: Bi

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

"...Makes it easier to slip by. To protect him. To pull a fast one."

Tommy Maximoff
💨Young Avenger💨

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Soooo your escape plan was to jump the roof?

[cooper @batterup_barton]

me & @Android__Father leaving in spider-man @TheSpiderfetus

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

I know it's not okay. But in the moment it made that week a hell of a lot easier...

[archer @donotastray]

no it’s not okay; you can’t be judged by someone else’s actions even if your own mom…

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

It was kinda okay... People in there are scared of my mom. They all thought I was like her.

[archer @donotastray]

sorry kiddo, nobody should have to deal with that. especially at your age.

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Yeah I was in there for a week before anyone came to check on me.

[archer @donotastray]

ah; i know the place. bright lights, white walls and an silence that never seems to end…

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Billy gets like that... I accidentally put a spell book in the bin and the next thing I know I'm sent to some place called The Raft.

[archer @donotastray]

we all learn the hard way. did it with laura’s once, i nearly lost my balls because of it — call out a learning curve

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Scouts Honour. To be honest didn't even know it was Lila's shampoo. I just needed a shower after a 5 hour Marathon.

[archer @donotastray]

alright just do me a favour and not do it again. all i ask

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Hahahaha which way am I carrying you.

[cooper @batterup_barton]

bring me with you!

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Yeah but... Coop is trying to hide behind me... And I may have been part of the problem.

[archer @donotastray]

not you tommy; you’re good. my clearly annoying eldest two.

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Oop... Maybe it's time to meet my Grandpa.

[archer @donotastray]

HEY! PACK IT THE FUCK IN…

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

You do have a point there...

Or they'd find some random to bunk with me. And knowing my luck they'll be a fanboy of my family or something crazy.

[— lil’s. @penswann]

think how much quieter college life would become for you. all that extra space

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

@batterup_barton

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Yeah I know. I've watched you shop...

It's like a headless chicken.

[cooper @batterup_barton]

i just grab whatever at walmart..

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Okay yeah five will definitely do it.

[— lil’s. @penswann]

those weather station ones? i reckon five might do it. just to make sure

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

@CovertArrows You did amazing.

Even if Coop can cook as well as I can fly.

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

You know what... I'm not gonna answer that.

Get as many as you think you need.

[— lil’s. @penswann]

maybe some really big balloons? how many do you think we’d need for his heavy ass?

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

Maybe a slingshot... Do you know if this farm has like a secret space station?

[— lil’s. @penswann]

sure between us we’re could come up with something. how hard can it be?

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

@CovertArrows I won't. Your secrets safe second mom.

You raised them well... They're all good people.

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

That's not a good thing.... You need specialised products especially if you're going to be spending more time with Vee

[cooper @batterup_barton]

exactly..

[Tommy Maximoff @Android__Father]

I'm seeing one...

We have no way of getting him up there.

[— lil’s. @penswann]

i’m seeing no problems here….