Andrew Starmer

Some thoughts. If I ever tweet.

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

Told myself I wasn't going to drink today. Then the kids woke up. 👼👼🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

👟 Repost to Win 👟

It’s Fan Appreciation Night, so we’re giving away two pairs of Air Griffey Max 1 shoes signed by The Kid himself! All you need to do is hit that repost button for a chance to win. #TridentsUp

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@StoicalSophist @Acyn Probably wasn’t driving an older lawnmower so most likely a four stroke penalty after replay.

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@DefenseBaron @MalcolmNance They’ll be able to store all the produced documents across the hall in the bathrooms.

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@markcritch @MalcolmNance Who’s that trip trapping?!

[Senator Patty Murray @PattyMurray]

Repost if you agree: The Senate should vote TODAY to extend the ACA tax credits.

The House already passed a bill with a three-year extension that would bring down premiums for MILLIONS of Americans. Now it’s up to the Senate.

@LeaderJohnThune: Let the Senate vote ASAP.

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@drcoxwsu Not today, Jesus. Go Niners!!!!

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@AnaCabrera @MurrowCollege Holy cow, Ana! Congratulations, so glad to see you being so deservedly recognized. Go Cougs!

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@washingtonpost Subway attacks are out of control. Lettuce heel our cold cuts. Cheese-us!

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@CoreyRForrester And I’d pay a $100 extra for my ticket if they also provide 45 min of childcare to allow me to accomplish both in my extra connection time.

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@gkittle46 Are those old school Batman kicks?

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Happy Halloween @Hanson_Brothers

[Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE]

TV anchors should have to wear Halloween costumes on Halloween no matter how serious the topic

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@WSU_Cougar_Pres @WSUCougars @WSUCougarFB @WSUCougarsMBB @tacobell @CarsonCollege @WSUPullman Make A Run For The Palouse! 🌮 🔔

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@CoreyRForrester I’d love to replace Pulp with Four Rooms. Not the lone director hot damn!

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@CoreyRForrester Absolutely difficult. Row 1 though.

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@Felonious_munk A constant fear of mine.

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@CharleyCrockett Weeks away my man! See you in Woodinville!

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@drcoxwsu Rouge One with Cedar last night, now on to beer league hockey that just so happens to always end with margs and queso.

[Andrew Starmer @AndroidStarborg]

@AP Go Beavs!!