Andra Sandru

[Andra Sandru @Andrra]

http://t.co/5pT6m3gj4Z If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire.

[Andra Sandru @Andrra]

http://t.co/OjXFV2VKti “Normal people” are the most fucked up people you will ever meet.

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http://t.co/4KDOH6Wp2I Eating a cigarette.

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I'll sleep when my iPhone's dead. http://t.co/JzTqBhYDAw

[Andra Sandru @Andrra]

"BEST WEEKEND EVER!" ~ The same stupid bitch on Facebook, at least twice a month... http://t.co/boMmYV6I0P

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Civilization is just one really long and annoying group project. http://t.co/5S5kILjplX

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http://t.co/apL6bEBf1g Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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http://t.co/tL2gDwnneg I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/LuOSCF1GiY

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/Q7pKKzsC6r

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http://t.co/6XRS8ZJFqX If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

[Andra Sandru @Andrra]

http://t.co/xa1QScQRsM How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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http://t.co/1HnoiTG6vA Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6? http://t.co/eTOi47LI

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Full Disclosure: I get most of my jokes from a 13 year old Amish kid named Caleb. http://t.co/hoAHImoW

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I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa. http://t.co/kvXAAhYe

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If I can eat or drink it in less than two minutes, don't tell me it's 3.5 servings. http://t.co/McRGJim9

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"What? Where?" -owl on some next level shit http://t.co/tMpA2rzu