andskry

Social media impaired fella, pronouncing nonsense since 1979

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

I’m loving this sort of thing.

For years, Russia has been yelling about “Ukrainian Nazis,” the “Kyiv junta,” the “protection of the people of Donbas,” the “NATO threat,” and “we didn’t start this war, Ukraine attacked us.”

And then, as if nothing happened, Russian officials openly and publicly threaten Armenia with a “Ukrainian scenario” if its pro-Western government, which has been confidently re-elected, continues moving closer to the European Union and European countries.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Donald Trump is the toughest man alive.

Unless you ask him a hard question, in which case he turns bright red, craps his pants and runs away crying.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

A blue whale's poop can weigh as much as 4 tonnes, making it the second largest piece of sh!t in the world just behind Donald Trump.

[andskry @andskry]

@thorborg Bevares. Interessant observation. Men lidt en teoretisk og ligegyldig diskussion for de af os, der er gift er det ikke?

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

On this 82nd anniversary of D-Day, remember: The way we wonder why Germans didn’t stop Hitler is exactly how the rest of the world views Americans and Trump today.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@GDubya88 What bullshit?

[Søren Pind @sorenpind]

Du gamla, du fria, du fjällhöga nord…. Hurra Sverige og tak for fantastisk naboskab og støtte til Danmark i en svær tid

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

What's amazing to me is that, 10 years apart, there are the exact same clouds in the exact same positions.

DC truly is a magical place

[andskry @andskry]

@ThomasBoesdal Ja mand! Og hvorfor var det lige at Disney drev skilsmisseraterne op i England i start nullerne? Og endnu vigtigere, hvorfor begyndte de pludselig at drive dem ned igen? Meget mistænkeligt. Godt man har en “seriøs bullshit detektor”, hva’? 🤜🤛

[Andrii Yanevskyi @yanevskyi]

Glædelig Grundlovsdag, Danmark!

On this day we celebrate democracy, civic engagement, and values that have shaped Danish society for generations.

But most of all we recognize the Danes - people who bring these values to life.

[andskry @andskry]

@PiaMNi @nafoviking Pretty sure he is from Sweden 🇳🇴

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

You know what should be an impeachable offense for a U.S. president?Saying every election result you don't like is "rigged"/"stolen".When you have the "bully pulpit" you undermine confidence in all voting when you do that.Of course he doesnt care.Which should be impeachable too.

[Rasmus Jarlov @RasmusJarlov]

How can this be so difficult to understand for the USA government? It is not a complicated conflict. One has invaded the other and needs to stop doing it.

[FritzeHeisterberg | I’m a 🇩🇰🇬🇱🇫🇴🫶🏻🇺🇦🇨🇦 @fcandersen]

👇🏻

[andskry @andskry]

@metteabildgaard Mine forældre har lært mig at man ikke må lyve, så det er nok meget godt, hvis det ikke fremgår af regeringsgrundlaget at Danmark er et kristent land.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Congratulations, Mette Frederiksen, on beginning your third term as Denmark’s Prime Minister.

I look forward to working with you to deepen the partnership between Canada and Denmark, strengthen Arctic security, and build a more prosperous future for Canadians and Danes alike.

[Gabriel has won the league @Jep_Jep0]

Bruh fucking hell jeg troede diskussionen om ordet 'gratis' døde i 2016.

Hvordan sidder voksne politikere, der har i sinde at lede vores land, og lyder som 19-årige VUere til en paneldebat for skolebørn. Snak dog om noget der har relevans for vores samfund. #dkpol

[Alexander Browder @Alexbrowder_]

BREAKING. The Russian government has just announced that I have been added to their sanctions list for my work exposing their sanctions evading cryptocurrency A7A5. In doing so, I have exposed their Achilles’ heel. Without A7A5 they would not be able to fund their war of aggression. I have been sanctioned alongside Washington Post reporter @catherinebelton and 3 other UK nationals. It’s a badge of honour.

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