Cat and Stoat Orchard

A small, private, haphazard organic apple farm in west Michigan specializing in disorganization and antique varieties.

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

How it started | How it's going

[Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein]

Same as the Democratic reaction over Hunter Biden's gun charges. If he did it, and boy howdy did he, then he should face the consequences.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I fainted in the middle of watching this video, the jokes were that shocking. When I woke up I discovered my hair had turned white. Comics need to be more careful, he’s messing with people’s lives at this point. Watch at your own risk

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

It's important not to lose sight of how much of the anti-trans "movement" is just angry adults bullying children whose peers will not

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

@RaveenTheDream Okay, sure, but what is a “lunch stink?”

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

We’re considering some new labels. They all need a little refinement, but we thought we’d share them with you.

Whatcha think?

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

You didn’t crossbreed anything; that’s just what happens when you let zucchini go. It’ll grow as big as a human leg.

Your best move now is to call it a marrow, and give it to a UK expat; they’ll know what to do with it. 🚮

[grayfruit @thegrayfruit]

today my parents were casually like "yeah so we mightve accidentally crossbred zucchini and pumpkins in our garden this year" LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

@hankgreen This is a cameo in the next Knives Out movie, right?

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’m going to tell you something about elton john but you aren’t gonna like it

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

The dude was 37 when he wrote this.

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

someone replied to me with this image and i've been giggling and thinking about it all morning.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Sharing my journey. 🙏🏼

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

It’s been said before, but if you don’t like abortion, don’t have one, if you’re not attracted to someone who is the same sex as you, don’t date them, if you don’t like drag queens, don’t go to a drag show, and if you don’t like that Target has boy clothes with rainbows on them, don’t shop there. No one is forcing you to do ANY of that shit, so stop trying to prevent the rest us from being able to. You ignorant, bigoted f*cks.

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

@woffyReal @CookBrad6274 @fuckyouiquit CSX

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

@BadMedicalTakes

[A Spicy Perspective @SpicyPerspctiv_]

Nature's Miracle - reduces tension, anxiety and chronic pain. Also aids in the treatment of insomnia and normalization of blood pressure! My neck, hands, and shoulders are no longer a source of agony for me! Just a few drops in the morning helping make my life better everyday!

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

@Jessiemackay Of course it’s “sleep,” or just “sand,” from, you know, the Sandman.

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

We approve.

[Sam @sam_bambs]

No.1: shag an apple

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

Show me that fruit!

LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!!

#nationalfruitatworkday

[Ann Koplow @inqdragon2]

How are you going to spend this precious day? 💙

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

Baldwin.

Once-indispensable apple from 18th century Massachusetts. After a disastrous late freeze and crop failure in the 1830s, orchardists replaced Baldy with the more cold-tolerant McIntosh.

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

Pssst. Wanna see some apples?

🧵Here are a few that we’re growing out here in our tiny patch of west Michigan.

New pictures added when the spirit moves me.

[Cat and Stoat Orchard @AndStoat]

Wagener.

This beauty comes from 18th century New York, and is the proud parent of Northern Spy and Idared.