Andres @andvanant - Twitter Profile

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over 2 years ago

A Reductress wrap-up! These are some of my favorite headlines that I wrote of 2023! Here's to a hectic year for me and here's to the brief illusion of control I have that 2024 will be better!

Andvanant's tweet photo. A Reductress wrap-up! These are some of my favorite headlines that I wrote of 2023! Here's to a hectic year for me and here's to the brief illusion of control I have that 2024 will be better! https://t.co/Sqj3DgBEt3

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Andres @Andvanant

about 17 hours ago

Many of you know I don't handle conflict well but not many know I also don't handle things going great well either

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5 days ago

If Ouji Boards are so haunted why doesn't Hasbro just stop making them?

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25 days ago

6 years sober :)

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Brandon Follick

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comedian & writer @reductress @theonion @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @goingdowntv he/him

Khaleel Rahman

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Intern @zeteo_news Foreign Affairs reporter @medillonthehill Former producer for Audacious with Chion Wolf @wnpr Contributor @reductress @theonion @clickhole

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Contributor @theonion @reductress @mcsweeneys @pointsincase @the_belladonnas @weeklyhumorist A pretty impossible lady to be with. she/her

Andres @Andvanant

almost 6 years ago

I’m thirty days sober so now if you say I’m wasted make sure you put “potential” after it.

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about 1 month ago

This but unironically

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3 months ago

I'm sort of the Marie Kondo of human relationships

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4 months ago

I've had 'piqued-in-high school' energy since middle school

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4 months ago

Pretty sure you and I are soul mates type shi 😞

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5 months ago

Mia Goth talks like a possessed British doll

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5 months ago

Nobody ever asks how the wild things are 😞

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5 months ago

Really Donald, :/. Was the fifa peace prize for nothing :/

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6 months ago

I'm mean to everyone I meet because then every relationship has the chance to turn into an enemies-to-lovers romance

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7 months ago

What's interesting is that it's actually Frankenstain and we're all just remembering it wrong

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8 months ago

Paul Thomas Anderson writing Licorice Pizza be like: We open on a down-on-her-luck pedophile

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8 months ago

This is going to ruffle some feathers but I deserve to be a character in Fortnite

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8 months ago

White people really ate with the name Logan, huh?

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9 months ago

Intermission's my favorite part of a play. Get to piss. Check my phone. All the things I love to do.

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9 months ago

Don't know what this guy's name is but that's genuinely the worst bunny I've ever seen

Buzzing Pop

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9 months ago

Bad Bunny hurts his knees mid-performance during his Puerto Rico concert. 🎥: Rosa Pilates

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mugshawtys

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9 months ago

3rd degree felony criminal mischief and criminal trespass (turned herself in in response to two active warrants)

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9 months ago

I have so many microplastics in my body that I have to pay tariffs every time I leave the country

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9 months ago

Revenge bod but it's because of a crush I never asked out 😈

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