Andy Petersen

I love laughing, listening to people laugh, movies/camping/board games, & hanging w/my amazing kids and bride. I do not like growing old or grilled cheese.

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

Don't make today about who you are or were. Make today about who God is and always will be.

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

@MattHladik919 Heads up, your Men’s Journal article listing 25 Bond films only has 21. You’re missing:

Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Spectre

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

This is a beautiful truth.

[John Piper @JohnPiper]

You cannot at the same time be ruled by anger and bless those who curse you.

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

😢
#RestoreTheColbertVerse

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

With the announcement of CBS cancelling ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’, Anderson Cooper reflects on some of his favorite memories with Stephen. #Colbert

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

@MeeshFL @edstetzer This statement is fake.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Matthew 25 tells us that when Jesus returns and judges between the righteous and unrighteous, he doesn't judge them based on their orthodoxy, their patriotism, or their individual definitions of morality.

He judges them based on their compassion towards vulnerable people.

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

@philvischer My young fam & I listened to the audio last fall on a roadtrip & really appreciated it. It was candid enough it prompted a lot of conversations about goals & dreams & how we respond when things end up differently despite our best intentions. Thank you for that gift, @philvischer

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

Stackable by design.

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

Hey @Wendys - I LOVE your food, but I can’t stand your lid dispensers. These lids are stackable by design and therefore can’t slide out from one another. Or is someone loading them wrong? Please, please fix. They’re a giant pain.

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

Tonight I heard my wife singing along to ‘Dream On’ by Aerosmith and thought to myself, “My work here is complete.”

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

In 2008 I bought a blank, black t-shirt from Old Navy for $6 and I plan to wear it the rest of my life.

Although it’s still in perfect condition, there’s something inside me that makes me wish I would’ve bought 10.
#dads #thisistheway

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

Anyone else think it’s weird that McDonalds markets PG-13 movies to the Happy Meal age bracket? @mcdonalds and @marvel, is my 6-year old daughter your target demographic for @Guardians?
#happymeal

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

Okay, this really bothers me.
#zesto #sandwhich #sandwich #which?

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

Be encouraged! Even Marie Kondo says she can’t keep up with her own standards after having 3 kids!
#onedayatatime #dontbullyyourself

https://t.co/63JxY72UHQ

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

Just unsubscribe from those emails you always delete. Be real with yourself: You’re possibly never going to read them. You’re wasting your time, brain power, & probably remorse picturing yourself as someone you can’t or don’t want to be right now. It’s okay to just unsubscribe.😁

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

“Grace never seems fair until you need a little.”

—@bobgoff

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

If you or someone you know is suicidal or in emotional distress, contact the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. Trained crisis workers are available to talk 24/7. If the situation is potentially life-threatening, get immediate emergency assistance by calling 911. ❤️‍🩹

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“All life events are formative. All contribute to what we become, year by year, as we go on growing. As my friend the poet Kenneth Koch once said, “You aren’t the age you are. You are all the ages you ever have been!““

[Andy Petersen @Andy_Petersen]

@evernote @evernotehelps Please bring back the easy-access manual sync button. Our staff are having syncing issues and navigating into the settings is pretty tedious.