Broke uneducated peasant

in a dedicated relationship.....with a labradoodle

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

And just like that. Thumb prints home buttons are superior again.

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

Golf is back 🙌🏻

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

@Rindi_Joy I tell this to myself every day

[Nasher @TheNasher61]

Bring NHL 21 to PC!

@EASPORTSNHL

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

@stevenasty91 @CanadaBarstool @canadachicks 😂😂😂

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

As long as golf courses open in AK everything will be okay

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

@Rindi_Joy @medinaBchiefin No who tf voted for brown jug??

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

It would be really cool if @EASPORTSNHL would release a pc version

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

Power outages are dope

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

Otto is always sure to deliver all his toys to me in bed before I wake up

[📟🌐 TRÉ VAYNE, INC. 🌐📟 @trevaynebitch]

This aggressively country child DEMANDING to pet this dog is sending me

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

@fuckinbrotkis @Rindi_Joy @ShawnaThein Sounds like something you’d need a penicillin shot for

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

@ShawnaThein @Rindi_Joy You can fact check on google but I’m pretty sure I copied it just about word for word

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

I’ve never been so unprepared for a question in my life. After the lady at Taco Bell asked me if I wanted any sauce and I said hot please. She asked me how many I wanted......

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

@stevenasty91 @spittinchiclets Fucking pregames haha

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

@tgang0d I did it in 2012

[Broke uneducated peasant @Andyalmon]

PSA: The broom thing works every day of the year