Andy

I eat too much, drink too much, talk too much, lose my temper too much, and watch too much TV.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

It is impossible to imagine any notable figure from history wearing a Onesie.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Wrote a list of New Year's resolutions for everyone except me, like an arse: http://t.co/kFAOPOQv

[OMGFacts @OMGFacts]

Saddam Hussein wrote romance novels.

[Andy @AndyDelve]

Dylan Moran is a god!

[Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK]

JOB: We need a science brain with some Mandarin skills to join our research labs - pls RT! http://ow.ly/53FXQ

[Andy @AndyDelve]

@annarwalsh I have no idea when the regatta is, it's tidal. Rag is the 4th June.

[Andy @AndyDelve]

@annarwalsh backatcha

[Andy @AndyDelve]

I think I am beginning to understand........

[Greenpeace UK @GreenpeaceUK]

Banning Marmite but allowing #Arctic oil drilling? Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. #SaveTheArctic