Andy Ellis

Hi, my names Andy, and I like to party.

[Andy Ellis @AndyEllis10]

@CrimeGirI TLDR

[Andy Ellis @AndyEllis10]

@feralgames Total war: Viking Invasion

[Forest Review @Forest_Review]

We’re giving away 2x 23/24 3rd shirts to two lucky supporters. To enter, simply retweet this tweet, and make sure you’re following us. The competition ends on Saturday and winners will be contacted directly. Good luck! 🌳 #NFFC

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Jedward say NASA has made the right decision in delaying today’s moon rocket launch following technical issues.

“If you’re not 100% sure, you can’t send it up,” they told reporters

[hikerdelic @hikerdelic]

Retweet to be in with a chance of winning one of our @Tim_Burgess 'How High' Jackets, launching at 11am tomorrow (Thursday) at https://t.co/OHrZLHgWtn

Winner announced at 10.30am tomorrow (again, Thursday).

[Mr. Shorty @DunawayHayden]

“Punch it bro, the lights gray.”

[Prof Tom Gernon @TMGernon]

Possibly the best thing to happen this weekend. Draw an iceberg and see how it'll float 🧊

https://t.co/3emmXvyo3I

[The Onion @TheOnion]

D.C. Police Lose Control Of Rioting Trump Supporters After Hundreds Of Officers Called Away To Deal With Black Jaywalker https://t.co/B90PyPED91

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

Today’s #ThankYouBakedPotato duet is with actress Pam Doove. (All acting enquiries via Pam's agent @reeceshearsmith). You can download the original song, book and toy here https://t.co/RMWsE56s67 All profits go to #FeedNHS

[The Tasteless Gentlemen show @TastelessGents]

Day 5 of quarantine: I haven’t made a girl orgasm in 4 years

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Hey @BorisJohnson and @Nigel_Farage, we just made Big Ben bong for you😉. Sound on.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

I really wanted some of this chocolate but sadly it was not to be.

[RopesToInfinity @RopesToInfinity]

Some good points here from Iain Duncan Smith, fair play

[Mark Humphries @markhumphries]

THE GRETA THUNBERG HELPLINE:
For adults angry at a child.