Andy Gerbich

I live to find three things: the right questions, serenity, and the endzone.

[Andy Gerbich @AndyGerbich]

"Judge me by my character and judge me by the way I treat people. If we show a little bit more love and compassion in the world, this will be a much better place." -Bruce Smith

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

Why didn't they make her the host and have some beefcake dude in short shorts turning the letters?

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Denver gave homeless people $1,000 a month, no strings attached. A year later:
*45% secured housing
*Taxpayers saved $590k because of fewer visits to the hospital, jail and shelters
*People used the money on groceries, rent, hygiene, clothes and transportation
*Mental health improved and they could spend more time with their kids and grandkids

Amazing what happens when you give people a chance

[RunwayDan @RunwayDan]

And then the little dog would say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and we would all laugh and laugh. It was a simpler time.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

This guy should have been escorted out and sent back to his shanty.

[Andy Gerbich @AndyGerbich]

Assuming there’s a language barrier with his teammates, coaches, and front office. Also assuming that that’s a decent part of the reason they don’t hate him…yet.

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

Trevor Bauer pitched 8.2 innings yesterday while striking out 19 hitters in the Mexican league. Absolutely insane 🤯

Yet MLB doesn’t want him back in the league….

[Xoxo @chicfryrice]

After seeing how men reacted to Hawk Tuah I am 99.99% sure all men want is a loyal freak

[Frank J. Dyevoich⚖️🏈 @Fantasy_Giant]

Trevor Bauer: “I am suing the MLB”

MLB: “great, please produce these documents and cell phone records”

Trevor Bauer: “I am dismissing my suit against the MLB”

[Andy Gerbich @AndyGerbich]

@travismattox4 I stay with Jesus, so idk what d riding is either?

Lol jkjk, thanks for the education

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

If your version of Christianity wants to put the Ten Commandments in schools but take free lunch out of them, you are worshipping something other than Jesus.

[Andy Gerbich @AndyGerbich]

@travismattox4 What does “incredible glaze” mean? I try to keep up with the lingo of the youths to maintain my status as a cool guy, and I’m intrigued by this

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[PatMcManamon @PatMcManamon]

Ohio continues the trend of going lower any time there's a threat another state may become 'most embarrassing.' Great work by Morgan Trau here. Don't get why it's not getting more attention.

[Calico Joe @CalicoJoeMLB]

Dads are so back #FathersDay

[Hanch Tarchup Jr. @misharipov]

Hate to bring this up in the middle of a heist but when I said I was a safe cracker I meant I'm a chill white guy

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Albanians are snapping Spaghetti in front of Italians before their Euros match today

It just means more