Andrew

If you give someone a chicken you can't blame them for egging your windows

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

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[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

@mario_onchain @InternetH0F I thought I was the only one 🤣

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

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[jen’s alt @YELYAHRIOTT]

imagine serving this hard in the middle of the ocean

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

I found out

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

I need to stop fucking around because I’m really about to find out

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

@British_Airways hi, I have tried to get through to talk to someone about refunds but it is really busy. Is there any other way of contacting? Maybe an email address. Or can I have my question answered on here? Thanks

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

Losing

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

My life is just funny at this point

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

Every year I’m adamant The 1975 won’t be top of my Spotify wrapped then they always score a 95th minute winner 🙄

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

Hagrid’s finally been pushed over the fucking line

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

Round table

[Randy Lenz @Frightful_Hog]

@PodcastMovement Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles, Andrew Klavan, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson.

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

I had no idea The 1975 were realising a new album today!

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

@ me next time

[menace @Kroniebits]

How horny do you have to be to get a plane ticket to see somebody

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

Fucked

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

@lrnrbln I once heard 2 women talking and one said ‘god I’ve not been laid in ages’. Then I walked away and came back about 30 seconds later and the other one said ‘yeah it comes with batteries. They last a few hours but I find about 20 minutes is enough’ 🤣

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

If you only knew how many times I’ve written ‘I love you’ and didn’t send it

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

I don’t care, I’m gonie say it

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

I was drunk last night and went on Amazon and bought a mouth guard and a book

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

I need to stop fucking around because I’m really about to find out

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

@rjmxrelll @nikishawright_ I read that in the money lender’s voice 🤣

[Andrew @AndyInBMajor]

@BRITT4INE @nikishawright_