Andy Jaide

Content Creator ✨

[Andy Jaide @AndyJaide_]

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[Judge Judy 👻 @bombmerica]

I wanna see y’all with NO FILTER!!! Like not even the Paris filter

[REALLY SCARY GUY📎 @fucking_scary]

Phalloplasty was developed for veterans who had their dicks blown off during WW1 you fucking moron. It’s a procedure older than heart transplants.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

TAKE YOUR ASS TO VOTE STILL IDGAF IF POLLS AT 120% BITCH

[Andy Jaide @AndyJaide_]

@benalives12 Every season we see ppl spend the whole Mexico trip negatively speaking to how their person “isn’t their type” and then the rest of the season is the fallout from it. This is considerably kinder

[Andy Jaide @AndyJaide_]

I’ve known bisexual men and women like this, and I think sometimes it just boils down to being socialized into gender roles into such a way that dating the opposite gender makes more sense for them.
Like yeah ppl can deconstruct parts of it, but that’s often a long process that doesn’t necessarily end in behavioral changes

[kyro @wyakyro_]

I think the generation who had picnics while they lynched people were worse than the midly cringy teenagers

[Andy Jaide @AndyJaide_]

After seeing everything else, it makes my heart happy to know there were women out there not going for it too 🥹

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Bro I’m fucking CRYING

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Royce White beat his wife and kid so badly a judge gave him a 50-year restraining order.

But sure, tell me more about “protecting women.”

[Barrett Linburg @DallasAptGP]

In a final nod to Dolly’s sense of humor, the airport code should certainly be DDD

[Imagination Library @dollyslibrary]

Our team, our local program partners, and every operational partner who helps make this program possible each month are heartbroken at the loss of our founder, Dolly Parton. (cont.)

[ISK @IyegereS]

No one thinks their ancestors were the ones shoveling the horse shit from the royal stable

[Andy Jaide @AndyJaide_]

I don’t think Jasmine’s point is that free will doesn’t exist, it’s that god is either omniscient or he’s not. That he knew you before you were formed, or he didn’t.
If god is all knowing, then before he even created light he knew who the devil would become. He knew the aftermath of his creation before he formed it.
Your pov is ppl try to wash their hands clean by forgetting free will, but Christians let god wash his hands of creating that which would turn against him by saying free will exists.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

Your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. At some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. You get to be proud of who you are. Present tense.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Your ex has a 50-year restraining order against you.

[Goodreads @goodreads]

Happy National Book Lovers Day, dear readers! (It's our day!! 🎉)

[Andy Jaide @AndyJaide_]

@kaimosG That’s a girl actually 🥲😂

[Andy Jaide @AndyJaide_]

It’s once again been brought to my attention that the ppl are scamming & catfishing with my photos, so here’s a reminder that if you fall for it you owe me double whatever you gave them 🥰 And I do NOT have a manager w/ the name Safari Haslam w/ a 4709050455 # or 6789841128

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

If you in Atlanta and you go to magic city don’t let the strippers take you to the back rooms, thats where they kill people & turn them into Waymo’s

[Madame Black Swan 🕷🦢 @DrIndyEinstein]

when you go out with your man + he’s the designated driver https://t.co/92uaI2Zfvg

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Andrew Tate is facing 42 charges, 19 of which are related to child pornography.

Just remember all the podcasters who promoted this pedophile.

[Red Media @RedMedia_us]

Andrew Tate was found with 19 child abuse images and extreme porn, in addition to facing multiple rape allegations after his arrest.

The self-proclaimed "alpha male" influencer and his brother, Tristan Tate, could face 20 to 25 years in prison if they are extradited to the UK.