Andy Knapp

[Andy Knapp @AndyKnappp]

@gburts213 Y’all Didn’t get priority registration?

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@gburts213 I’ll believe it when I see it.

[Andy Knapp @AndyKnappp]

@gburts213 Because we can’t figure out how to farm them. They have to be foraged.

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@gburts213 Are you trying to say something gerg?

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I really wish I would have watched the second half of Bo Burnham’s new special before I so emphatically recommended it to my family... if they ever do see it, they’re gonna be CONCERNED.

#stillrecommenditthough
#dontworryimfine

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@gburts213 @TheBenWreath Ben saw the joke when I workshopped it in the group chat. I’m not ashamed.

Also, it’s the first time we’ve won a tournament game in FOUR decades. getcha facts straight.

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I think @BeaverMBB needs to reach out to @Dame_Lillard and ask if he has any advice on eliminating a Houston team from the playoffs.

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@gburts213 That sounds like the plot to a terrible porno.

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If vampires drank beer, they’d definitely shotgun it.

[TRILLBLAZIN @TRILLBLAZIN]

U JUST HAD TO BE THERE

[Andy Knapp @AndyKnappp]

I wonder what the weight room at Hogwarts looks like.

Do you think if Ron tried to use it, Hermione would tell him he could save a lot of trouble by just learning how to pronounce “Leviosa” correctly instead?

[Andy Knapp @AndyKnappp]

I literally just realized that Gwen Stefani was doing a fiddler on the roof reference.

It’s like I’m 8 years old again, and my father is explaining that the meow mix marketing department are not, in fact, musical geniuses.

[Andy Knapp @AndyKnappp]

Reasons I thought I was an adult my senior year of college:
-My couch only had one previous owner
-I used my crisper drawer to actually hold vegetables (they were rotten)

Reasons I know I’m old now:
-My shower drain has a lot of hair in it
-My knees are loud

[Andy Knapp @AndyKnappp]

@MWMcClain

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@BeaverCheer @BennyBeaver @caylabasta_ @cca_rae @bjk1955

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My Christmas present to myself this year was to outlive bluey, an Australian cattle dog, and the (verified) oldest dog to ever live. While I’m sure he was a good boy, I am now officially better. This concludes the thread.

[Andy Knapp @AndyKnappp]

When I feel old, Wikipedia makes me feel better. Currently 7 verified cases of dogs that I haven't outlived yet.

[Andy Knapp @AndyKnappp]

I forgot to post about Butch, the beagle from America that lived to be 28. When I beat him on my birthday last year, I was so confident in my eventual victory over all dogs. Now, with only one doggo left, and their immunity to Covid, my hubris is shook.

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@gburts213 Yes

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I wish apple would stop messing with the podcasts app. I don’t even care whether it works better, I just don’t want to relearn it every 4 months.

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@twaltzz Doubt it...

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