I really wish I would have watched the second half of Bo Burnham’s new special before I so emphatically recommended it to my family... if they ever do see it, they’re gonna be CONCERNED.
#stillrecommenditthough#dontworryimfine
@gburts213@TheBenWreath Ben saw the joke when I workshopped it in the group chat. I’m not ashamed.
Also, it’s the first time we’ve won a tournament game in FOUR decades. getcha facts straight.
I wonder what the weight room at Hogwarts looks like.
Do you think if Ron tried to use it, Hermione would tell him he could save a lot of trouble by just learning how to pronounce “Leviosa” correctly instead?
I literally just realized that Gwen Stefani was doing a fiddler on the roof reference.
It’s like I’m 8 years old again, and my father is explaining that the meow mix marketing department are not, in fact, musical geniuses.
Reasons I thought I was an adult my senior year of college:
-My couch only had one previous owner
-I used my crisper drawer to actually hold vegetables (they were rotten)
Reasons I know I’m old now:
-My shower drain has a lot of hair in it
-My knees are loud
My Christmas present to myself this year was to outlive bluey, an Australian cattle dog, and the (verified) oldest dog to ever live. While I’m sure he was a good boy, I am now officially better. This concludes the thread.
I forgot to post about Butch, the beagle from America that lived to be 28. When I beat him on my birthday last year, I was so confident in my eventual victory over all dogs. Now, with only one doggo left, and their immunity to Covid, my hubris is shook.