Andy

If you are not making someone else's life better, then you're wasting your time.

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

(1 of 2) Fiancé and I were ready to add a Yorkie to our family. We found one for adoption minutes away. Well...in less than 12 hours, @SAYRescue determined we were unfit. After a incredibly condescending application. They didn't even respect us enough to give a clear rejection.

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@mcdonaldcomedy not bullshitting.

I had a dream about meeting you last in a Home Depot and was star struck. Then you and I spent the rest of the timing looking at what each other could do.

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@chaddukes @Variety People's opinions can change in 26 years, dude. You don't have different opinions from the year 2000?

#LameTweet

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@SirBylHolte Disney+ didnt make these. Warner Brothers owns DC.

[Now Playing Podcast @NowPlayingPod]

@alamodrafthouse I’ll paaaarrrrrrrrrtay when you roll back that awful new mid movie cell phone ordering policy. Until then, not going to Alamo

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@horrormuseum Serbian Film: The Musical

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@graysonburkhart @DougWahl1 When's your story time?

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@TPROfficial Philly or anything in NY?

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@stillerssoda I see no sodium listed on nutrition. Looking to confirm there is really 0? It's not even mentioned.

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@jason_blum I think it was the TCM remake

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@SUBWAY I need to speak to someone about a error in my order. I have tried Sammy twice and it is garbage. I want to speak to a real person.

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@NowPlayingPod Are any of the NP hosts going???

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@JayBauman1 @redlettermedia

Got to see NOES 1 on the big screen. Was great. Noticed this headshot in the scene in the police station after Nancy was used to bait Rod out of hiding. It's also the same headshot in New Nightmare. #FreddyHeadshotTheory

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@simonschuster @AnthonyHopkins Are you doing any book signings or having any signed editions? Would love to have your autograph.

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@HellraiserCast Thoughts on the Game announcement?

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

Seeing stars from other shows on #BurnNotice. @Mark_Sheppard , any memories from your episode as the bank robber?

[Zak Williams @zakwilliams]

Happy Father's Day, Dad! Thank you for the masterclass in manliness and mischief. Love you forever. 💙

[Andy @AndyManCan315]

@MLB Replied. Fingers crossed

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We have a thrilla ... it's Godzilla!

To celebrate Hideki Matsui's 51st birthday, we're giving away this beautiful Diamond Icons autograph! Repost and reply for your chance to win.

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The Captain made his MLB debut 30 years ago today.

Repost and reply for your chance to win this Derek Jeter autographed ball!