Mayo

This is where I come to curse online.

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

Meet your heroes. Become best friends.

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

@TheDougFiles I skipped Pine Barrens earlier tonight

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

The guy who voiced Oscar and Big Bird lived in the town next to me. A guy working for him murdered a woman and her body was discovered on Big Bird's property.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Harrison Ford and Jessica Williams stopped by to ruin my day! 😒

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

@TheCinesthetic What do you mean "define a generation"?

Clanker talk. Sounds smart, makes absolutely no fucking sense when given a second thought.

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@breauxtown @akerson_harlan @KMSColeman Mama K is hot though

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

I'M NEVER GONNA DIE

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@TommyQuinlan_IV @NBC10 Where were you Saturday you malignant sow?

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

My high school soccer team almost forfeited a game because every player wore a shirt to school that said "F Putnam" (our rival and next opponent) but I took the blame and instead of forfeiting I got benched and the principal told me to go back to the private school I'd come from.

[What’s the Word? @wtwmass]

BREAKING: Ipswich boys lacrosse team forced to forfeit semi finals after seniors posted a photo of them smoking cigars 🤯

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

@breauxtown Do these people not realize they are responsible for their own lives and actions?

"The message HAD URGENCY! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?"

Fuck you, Jackson, Taylor Swift sucks.

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@BethyK19 @Katiemoneygrabz What about putting the theragun up against your ear canal? It's the only way to get rid of a certain itch in my head.

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@KyleBrandt AAAAAALLLLLLLIIIIIVVVVVVVVE

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

The only shitass video in Laconia starred this mope

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Chaminade Moon Dusts, nbd

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@AreYouHD @DanteTheDon @JeffDLowe Lake Deez

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@JeffDLowe Jeremy Strong's performance will be the differentiator. He's gonna get nominated and explode after this.

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@BIGDICKOMALLEY Love your rosey cheeks bro

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@Menners__ @bboardchartguy @MouseMurchison He's the only person in my entire life who actually looks like what I pictured in my head when I only knew his voice

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

@DPRColeman @VisionlessDave2 @Menners__

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

Kirk wants to quit the movie podcast?

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@quidditchguy @dawg1y I don't fight guys with heart conditions

[Mayo @AndyMorrison23]

@dawg1y I put my full name in my twitter handle. I'm tougher than you.

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@DanteTheDon @JeffDLowe Jeff is. I catch and release fish and before I release them I thank them for letting me catch them.