Andy Nitsch

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The European mind cannot comprehend this

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It’s a really bad weekend to be a Miller Lite

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Damn that’s crazy me and my boys do the exact same thing before crushing 3-5 light beers.

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@rafwithsauce Miss + Ratio

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@rafwithsauce This is why I don’t pay taxes

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March Sadness:(

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@rafwithsauce Congrats Rafael🤝

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Stolen Valor! @ZachCalzada you are not in the corps, please show some respect for the troops.

[Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball]

𝘔𝘢𝘹𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘈𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘞𝘦𝘦𝘬.

🔟📊 vs. Alabama ⤵️

21-of-31
285 yards
3 TDs

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@_MattyGee_ “I’ve never actually operated a nuclear reactor, but I watched someone do it on zoom so I’m pretty confident in my ability to get the job done.”

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@NotoriousHGG @gthompson121 Never too busy. I only join cults that allow me to have spare time for craft beers.

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@NotoriousHGG @gthompson121 Grayson traded craft beers with the boys for Big Law. Couldn’t be me.

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Kristian thinks there are three stages of a guys life. Boyhood-Dudehood-Manhood. I’m no longer her man, just her dude.

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@HunterWood_8 RiP Sam. Pouring one out for you tonight

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If Jimbo has any respect for himself and this program he should decline any bowl bids.

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

I’ll block anyone who gives me the precise location of this barber shop along with their hours of operation and pricing

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Tonight during basketball someone on the other team pointed right at me, turned to his pal and said “Hey make sure you cover the bald guy” and it’s like, words can be hurtful man

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@AgnelloGeorge Good teams win, great teams cover.

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Big if true!!