Andy Ostroy

Writer. Director/producer (ADRIENNE/HBOMax). Podcaster. Non-profit founder supporting women filmmakers. Drummer. Candy man.

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

I don’t ever wanna hear about “Sleepy Joe” again. This dude is a narcoleptic rotting mess

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Such a small, petty insecure dipshit. I’d say he’s probs hung like an elevator button but he’s clearly smaller than that…

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Today, my wife & I joined Donald Trump’s hit list. He has directed his Department of Justice to investigate us. They have not found a crime - they are simply trying to find one.

He isn't coming after me because of mean tweets, but because I am considering running for President.

He hates that I consistently call him out. He is simply the most corrupt President in American history.

We have nothing to hide. 

Mr. President, come after me. I am not going anywhere. 

The country is watching.

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Anything other than “Josh, that was disgusting and uncalled for and you need to leave right now” means he enjoyed it. Such a petty, vile, classless POS… https://t.co/FWUT5OjsIa

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Remember this next time that lying sack of shit brags about the ‘100 million barrels of oil we’ve taken out of Iran’

[CNN @CNN]

America's emergency oil stockpile tumbles to its lowest level since the Reagan administration. https://t.co/NUldprjjZQ

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

This is what they do...how they deflect...how they lie & gaslight. They take actual rhetoric/actions & conflate it with a lie to create false equivalencies. So, making up a disgusting lie about Michelle is 'ok' & 'funny' bc Democrats cite things Trump/Repubs ACTUALLY say & do

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Watch the full video of my chat in THE BACK ROOM with Gen Z political commentator @adammocklerr https://t.co/Snlbg8p8d2

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Just look at all the wild up & down market swings these past 3 mos since the war began, & the bazillion times Trump's made statements causing immediate rises & declines. When Democrats regain power/control, & they will, there's gonna be lots of indictments for market manipulation

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

White dudes beatin' the shit outta each other in and outta the ring at the White House. Happy anniversary 'Merica!

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

The irony is almost unbelievable.

For years, some conservatives warned that Obama would turn the White House into a celebrity playground, politicize every institution, and treat it like his personal brand.

He didn’t.

Now there’s a UFC event on the White House grounds, corporate sponsorships everywhere, and a cage fight being used as a presidential spectacle.

Trump did to the White House what his critics feared.

The joke wrote itself.

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Hey MAGA...he keeps telling you your gas and grocery costs are skyrocketing because "Iran can't have a nuclear weapon" yet this deal does NOTHING to address Iran's enriched uranium and its nuclear threat. Once again, you're being lied to https://t.co/whpR8kNWL4

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Trump's Iran "deal":

*Start dumbass war
*Iran shuts Strait
*Dumbass war fails
*No end in sight for dumbass war
*Dumbass war killing his/GOP approval
*Desperate to end dumbass war
*Cut dumbass 'deal' to end dumbass war
*Be arsonist who puts out own fire & acts like the hero

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

He's the Gen Z political commentator responsible for Scott Jennings' epic “Get your fucking hand out of my face!” tantrum on CNN! @adammocklerr takes us back to his childhood, career beginnings, and how he effectively beats down Republican bullshit! https://t.co/0eOW7NgxeT

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

In a world of Josh Hokits…be a Josh Hart

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

MMA fighter Josh Hokit on the White House lawn: “Michelle Obama is a man!”

This is how America’s 250th birthday is being celebrated. What a disgrace.

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

It’s…a…cult

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

Several women said they’d be willing to give up their right to vote if it meant creating a more conservative country at the Turning Point USA Women’s Leadership Summit recently held in San Antonio, Texas. https://t.co/J4KKj8Nver

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

We just need to accept the fact that until VOTERS give control of Congress back to Dems...this disgusting corrupt classless cretin is gonna keep dropping a daily bucket of diarrhea on America and the White House. So let's make sure we're doing everything possible to win in Nov

[Covie @covie_93]

So Zelensky desecrated the White House by not wearing a suit but this is ok?????

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Trump and Iran strike a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz, which was open before the war started, but announce no agreement on the nuclear program, ballistic missiles, sanctions or any other issues that divide them. https://t.co/iws8PxPahf

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Best Knick ever, am I right?!

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Wishing the accused rapist of a 13-year-old girl an utterly miserable birthday…

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

Why is this dude and his ridiculous comments being given precious airtime when there’s so much horrible shit going on in this world and plenty of highly qualified experts to discuss it all?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Stephen A Smith on CNN: "The president is certainly an upgrade from what we were seeing from Joe Biden in terms of his alertness and what have you"

[Andy Ostroy @AndyOstroy]

When this ‘deal’ gets signed, IF it gets signed, we can expect Trump to brag…”I opened the Strait! No other president has done that!”

That’s because it was already open…