Lucifer Hummingbird

Techie computer nerd, IT Systems Support.
Fuck off with your fragile feelings.

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@BrexitBuster So you won't be voting Labour either I take it?

Eric Joyce, Fiona Onasanya, Claudia Webbe, Chris Williamson...

That's not even close to an exhaustive list either...

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@AdrianBethune Don't get me wrong, not a chance I'm voting for them this time round, just not convinced Labour are anything more than a different coloured tie, like their last tenure.

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@peterandann @AdrianBethune I'm aware that in the 90's it was even worse than I had it. My parents had £700 going out in the 14% days - if you adjust that for inflation and salary changes it's a mental amount.

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@AdrianBethune Not just for me. Anyone who had a mortgage. Look forward to Labours usual trick if bait and switch and hitting us with 7+%. Then we'll really be screwed

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@Nevertory2024 @AdrianBethune My current 1.9% is cheaper a month today on a £250k house than it was at 5% on a £120k house in 2008 - and that's not including inflation and pay increases...

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@dirtybarry27 You said created. Labour was in power when they were created.

0 foodbank parcels were handed out in 1999.

41000 were handed out in 2010
655000 as of March 2024.

I never disputed that they have increased more under the Tories, just your claim that they created them.

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

The first foodbank was created in 2000 under Blairs Labour...

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

Hey #Channel4 why is your streaming service such a steaming bag of shite? Running a gigabit connection, can stream 4K Dolbyvision seamlessly with other services, yet yours shits the bed without fail at every attempt...

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@FrankiKaos @UtilitaArenaBHM @30SECONDSTOMARS @JaredLeto Also Also waiting on this...As mentioned, @JaredLeto said that our Nottingham tickets would be valid at Birmingham. @30SECONDSTOMARS

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

#BrilliantMovieQuotes

"I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world..."

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

The bulk of school maintenance is the responsibility of local authorities.

There have been multiple Labour governments who knew about the problem and did nothing for the last 50 years.

But it's definitely the current Tory government's fault...

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

It’s a disgrace that the Government has left our schools to crumble to the point that they're unsafe.

It beggars belief that parents are still left in the dark.

The Government must immediately publish a full list of affected schools & come forward with a properly funded plan.

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@NoContextHumans Living in the UK, 8 is a hilarious option.
I'll take 1 & 6...

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

London was a shithole 20 years ago when I left, and it's nothing to do with the air...

And the place has gotten steadily worse in that time.

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

Tomorrow the ULEZ is expanding, bringing cleaner, healthier air to 5 million more Londoners.

This was a difficult decision - but it's the right one to save lives.

https://t.co/M9pawGsGWe

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@JonnieHACK The south and London were horrible places when I left 20 years ago and they've just gotten worse. You couldn't pay me to live there now.

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

It might be an annual thing, but he ain't wrong. I failed all my GCSE's, didn't even bother with A levels.

Now doing what I want to do l, got the home I want.

I'd go so far as to say Uni is bollocks too.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It’s not the end of the world if your A level results aren’t what you’d hoped for. I got a C and 2 Us and here I am today with my own brewery.

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@gamingffc @JeremyClarkson @jason_ntl I broke a leg a few years ago, even that rates higher than exams....

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

What the fuck is this pay for fucking drop off fucking bullshit at #EastMidlandsAirport. I wouldn't fly from there on fucking principle if you're charging five fucking quid to stop in a fucking layby for two fucking minutes.

@EMAirport

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

Hey @BBFC well done again with your made up arbitrary bullshit that means my son can't go see #Oppenheimer at the cinema because Nuclear Bomb scary. Or maybe it's because you 10 second sex scenes are going to corrupt a 13 year old...

[Lucifer Hummingbird @AndyRanting]

@Bontificate @IrishTimes Fucking plague enthusiasts. Any opportunity to peddle your bullshit no matter how shameful.