andrew

Unsocialized zillenial agronomist/CAFO guy

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

Hitting on girls utilizing your taylor swift knowledge is a dark craft, Tantalizing to the beginner, unforgiving to the journeyman, and bountiful to the master. It is possible, but you must be careful to not debase yourself along the way like this man did

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

The fact their surveillance system is a busted ass tacoma towing a flock camera in circles around the reflecting pool is fitting

[Jon Michael Raasch @JMRaasch]

US Park Police have a mobile surveillance truck circling the Reflecting Pool after Trump said it was vandalized.

I’ve asked Park Police, National Park employees and local authorities about the 300ft gash Trump says is here.

No one knows or won’t comment. I don’t see a gash.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Can we expect highly skilled Indian professionals to be getting more opportunities in the United States under your presidency?

Trump to interpreter: What does that mean?

Interpreter: Highly skilled Indian professionals to be getting more opportunities in the US.

Trump: Oh, yeah. Sure. I mean, always, yeah. We've always had tremendous relationships in terms of employment with India. Very talented people.

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

@WI_Steve83 @rafalrockz @WB_Baskerville I mean mathematically we plainly will not, so why plug your ears and deny reality?

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

@kylascan Hard to be youthful when you're downwardly mobile and everyone else in the country with 3 kids and a 3% mortgage loves to tell you about it

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

@Hooper_Rd @BowTiedPassport Nah shit's different nowadays man they basically made what you're describing 100% impossible, esp if she's from any south/central american country

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

@IceIceBrand0n @PatrickHeizer Exceedingly few americans get annual raises that keep up with inflation

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

@emeriticus He seems early. I guess if he's right he needs to be early, but we're only in mid 26. He still has two years to wait out trump finishing the ballroom and Rs to gerrymander more states to guaranteed wins. Just seems weird to bail now

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

The way he says "surviving, smoking on the fucking roads" like burning cigs on the side of a red dirt road while guys mill about is some sort of desperate grasp at survival is so funny

[Dalton Pruitt @daltonleepruitt]

They got a white Indian now

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

At some point this needs to end

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump says the Presidential Medal of Freedom is “much better” than the Congressional Medal of Honor because the Medal of Honor is for people who are “in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets or they're dead” while the Medal of Freedom is for “healthy, beautiful” people

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

It's like the world is aligning to return me to Catholicism. I guess they would say that is actually just God

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

@BurgessBoston @ImNotOwned Was gonna mention that but ran out of letters

[Alborean wanderer @AlboranNomad]

White man who loves his ethnic wive because she is traditional and submissive and the ethnic wive who loves her white husband because he isn't like ethnic men who want a traditional and submissive wife. Crazy how common this is.

[Dynamite Farmer @Turbo_Fucker]

You can tell that things are actually getting truly inexorably worse because in my day it was "artisanal avocado toast, lattes, and a dang eye phone" and for the zoomers its "mcdonalds"

[andrew @AndyrooJS]

Rubio is going to easily slow walk himself into being president by being sane and normal while JD Vance continues to act like a fuckin weirdo and the democratic party will either run back Kamala and get torched once again or nominate another fucking loser

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

⚡️ BREAKING: US halts Ukraine peace talks

“We were the only ones both Russians and Ukrainians were willing to talk to. So we got involved. Unfortunately, it didn’t yield results. That’s the point,” — said Secretary of State Marco Rubio.

Rubio added that Washington will return to negotiations only if the dynamics change, and noted: “If someone else wants to take this on — please, be my guest.”

[Michael Weiss @michaeldweiss]

The best possible outcome was the U.S. getting bored and walking away. Rubio is in Straussian mode here, as he helped stop a Russian info op from becoming codified U.S. policy. This leaves Witkoff, Dmitriev and Ushakov looking fools for overpromising and underdelivering, as the Kremlin turns to Brussels as its new negotiating partner. Meanwhile, Ukraine has put the M14 highway in the crosshairs and nightly cuts into Russia's energy revenue with expanding "long-range sanctions."

[Cincinnatus🏗️🚊🏙️🇺🇦 @Cincinnatus56]

Genuinely feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Gaza was not a huge issue in 2024. This is simply laughable. The voters who decided the election did not give a fuck about Gaza.

[Bobby @Bobbythirdway]

Grandma wants to tax me out of ever owning a home — it sounds like we have diametrically opposed political interests.

I will pursue my self-interest, and grandma can pursue hers. Does that upset you?