Andy S

[OG SNARK ☕️ @SnarkingIsLegal]

NEW Klein files

Someone left a comment on H3 crew member Nate’s wife’s instagram 38 weeks ago (~9 months)

“I sent you a message regarding your husband and his coworker Tamara’s inappropriate relationship. Inside knowledge.”

[LadySnowblood @_LadySnowblood_]

💡❗️WAKE UP, ETHAN! TIME TO BE AWAKE! ⏰
Now hear me out… 2019 #H3 divorce sketch… revived & performed by the Klein's H3 crew… We even know a Canadian 🇨🇦 🎥 director who needs the work! Many are saying this opportunity is too unique to be squandered!

[Lolcow Uncensored @LCUncens0red]

Was Ethan Klein airing out his relationship issues in 4K on the h3 podcast? 🤔👀🍿

[Andy S @AndySoraX]

@TrevorAllenMD dark magician girl can do hollow purple

[TMZ @TMZ]

Nicki Minaj Floated As Press Secretary Replacement By White House Staffers https://t.co/GGMJ6NX0DG

[Kio @xbtkio]

Michael Jackson’s Thriller sold more than 70,000,000 copies - the best-selling album the world has ever made. So when a lawyer put him under oath and asked a simple question - where did your cash come from? - nobody expected the answer to be: the cows

In the video below, recorded in London in 2006, the King of Pop explains, slowly and seriously, how the biggest star on earth actually got his spending money

The tape only exists because of a lawsuit. A former business partner named Marc Schaffel was suing Jackson for millions, and Jackson refused to appear in court - so the jury was shown this deposition instead

“How would you get cash?” the lawyer asks. Jackson doesn’t hesitate. “I never wanted to go through the accountants. I would just simply get it at Neverland.” From where, exactly? “The leasing of the cows,” he says. “Believe it or not.”

Then it gets stranger. Schaffel once delivered Jackson a pile of cash inside an Arby’s bag, and the money came out smelling like fast food. After that, the people around him stopped calling it cash. They called it “french fries.” On tape, the lawyer asks him directly: “And you remember sometimes asking him to supersize those fries?”

Finally comes the question that should have been impossible for a man who sold 70,000,000 of a single record. Did he ever have a cash flow problem? Jackson, the man behind Thriller, answers carefully: “I’ve heard of cash flow problems.”

The jury split the case down the middle. Jackson was ordered to pay Schaffel - and Schaffel was ordered to pay Jackson $200,000 back

Here’s what the tape really shows, and it’s bigger than one strange star: the more money a person has, the easier it becomes to stop knowing where any of it is. Accountants, code names, cash in a fast-food bag - a fortune can grow so large it turns into fog, and the people living inside it genuinely lose the thread

So the only question left is the one the jury never fully answered: did Michael Jackson really have no idea where his money came from - or did he know exactly, and simply never want to say it out loud?

[LeSaleAvantLe2 @rayaneAlg00]

Le spermatozoïde d’un japonais qui essaye de fécondé une poupée gonflable

[j. @94965_89012]

been jerking off to porn on twitter for 3 years and still don't know what "wataa" and "chudai" mean

[Andy S @AndySoraX]

@indexred @Zvbear it was the side piece idea

[charli quirk @girlbosswoman]

I've never clicked on a video faster

[Foundring 🇺🇸 @foundring1]

The Four Whorecruxes of the Simpocalypse 💀

[Oona⋆｡ ﾟ☁️ ☾ ﾟ｡ ⋆ @LEWDARIUM]

@nedfulmer

[Livster 🌙 🇵🇸 @c4llieswife]

@nedfulmer

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Fabio Jackson announces he’s retiring from social media after LooseCannon, another Michael Jackson impersonator, became popular and stole the show. 💀

[Bl0odOntheTracks @Condor_Avenue]

@Boogie2988 Boogie, you faked cancer, date women young enough to be your daughter and are generally an irredeemable piece of shit. Sit this one out.

[Andy S @AndySoraX]

@CryptoTurtle @ItsBigButtLover spinning like a helicopter rotor

[Andy S @AndySoraX]

@ItsBigButtLover @CryptoTurtle or spinning like a helicopter rotor

[YaBoiBBL @ItsBigButtLover]

ETHAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This "sketch" aged SO POORLY OMFG

[Michelle Laurence @MikeLauhee]

Tamara on her way to ruin Ethan Klein’s 14 year marriage

[Haunted Kinoblade @kinocopter]

People are giving Ethan Klein a lot of shit for cheating on Hila with Tamara, but imagine you are the world's most famous American Jew and you suddenly find yourself face to face with the reincarnation of your people's largest folk hero and she says "take me up to your attic"