Andy Storrar

London NW6. LUFC. Grammar pedant. Digital stuff. Dad.

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Surprised Micah Richards can see out of those filthy glasses #bbceuros

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@WH_guy Thank god for that. I’m sick of having to walk 150m for a choice of 6 other Prets.

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Gary’s just done a brilliant job fitting me a new shower in NW6. If you’re looking for a plumber, I can’t recommend him highly enough.

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@LUFCDATA Cost less than Berbatov...

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@GroheUK Hi @GroheUK. I can't send you a DM unless you follow me. Could you do that, please?

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@GroheUK Hi there. I'm looking for a replacement two outlet valve for my Euphoria 260 Thermostatic shower. Would you be able to put me in touch with a stockist?

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@GroheUK Thanks Claire. You need to follow me so I can send you a DM.

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@LifeInKilburn Here right now on this recommendation.

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@tommy_lufc Bill. One of our best & most loyal.
Wilf could take heed.

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@tezilyas Community Fibre if it's available.

If it's not, then Plusnet, based on that choice of 3.

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@CamdenCouncil Any chance you could update Harben Estate residents on when they might have heating and hot water again? It’s been 5 days now.

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@quantick It’s my preferred Wordle opener.

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@EwanScottLufc Good luck, mate. Wishing you quick healing. Thanks as always for today.

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A Haiku.

Strange phenomenon

The sky is crying deeply

I fucking love it.

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@ezgjanalioski @LUFC Ah Gjanni man, you've been missed 😖

Do you kinda wish you'd stayed? We do.

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@Lord_OfTheGeeks @JamesHarkin Co-op now owned by hedge funds and in rapid decline https://t.co/Ac1PsuJ1bd

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@K2016K @Higgs555David Yes, let’s eat turnips and forego pineapples. Bring back Austin Rover and buy locally made smartphones. Twat.

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@damawa42 What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, Dan.

In this case I wouldn't be banking on getting stronger.

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@LifeInKilburn TfL?

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@EwanScottLufc You're a gent, Ewan. MOT.