Andy

Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.

[Andy @AndyStrohmeier]

@BuffaloBills Beyond tone-deaf. Nobody asked for these.

Cannot believe you're putting our mvp quarterback in this abomination

[MLB @MLB]

Get ready for a Game Changer!

You have one minute to Count the Ben Rice 🍚

[Andy @AndyStrohmeier]

Incredible. Possibly my favorite tweet

[⛓️ G W Ξ N ‼︎ @POISONOMICON]

chat help me out does anyone know the name of the literary device where one word is used to govern two or more other words such that it has different meanings when applied to each other word it governs like 'held' in 'I held her hand and my tongue'

[Pokemon Deals, Restocks & News @PokemonTCGIntel]

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[Andy @AndyStrohmeier]

@pstroh1313 @LeafsUpdates21 😂

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

[reading only the first word and last word of this reply] glad you agree with me 👍

[Sal Capaccio 🏈 @SalSports]

Two nights in a row Boston fans leave TD Garden after seeing their team get eliminated.

[BigBodyBerg @BigBodyBerg]

@23sabres Zac Benson in a playoff environment:

[The Habitant @the_habitant]

If the Sabres played with an empty net all game, the score would at worst be 4-4 😭

[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

So who needs to be at Game 5?#LetsGoBuffalo #sabrehood

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?"

"Brochure."

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

LET'S GO BUFFALO ‼️

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

An army of lesbians is called a Militia Etheridge

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

per WHAT

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Wake me up when it affects the world’s average condom maker

[Andy @AndyStrohmeier]

One of the funniest tweets I've ever seen

[Margo Martin @MargoMartin47]

Congratulations, Georgia Women’s Tennis! 🇺🇸

[Andy @AndyStrohmeier]

What a memory that game just was.

Sabertooth dropping from the rafters. Hurricane 2000, sabredance. RJs family.

Absolutely smashing them for two periods only to be down 2-0. Then the comeback. WARPATH

[Andy @AndyStrohmeier]

I wouldn't take him until pick 26 tbh

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Jordyn Tyson is “trending in the wrong direction” leading up to the draft, per @nfldraftscout

“Many scouts remarked that Tyson's hamstring injury and lack of predraft workouts could cause him to slide to the back half of the first round.”

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

me: it’s just ur names are very similar

mailman: no I get that, super different jobs though. I don’t think I can help

me: alright, sorry to bug u then

mailman: hey no worries, good luck with skeletor!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Canadian: Let's watch a movie

American: Have you seen Titanic?

Canadian: What's that about?

American: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank.