🐶 Andy The Puppy 💩

Drivin' Bitches Crazy! Andy The Dog is a celebrity puppy who loves to party! #AndyTheDog #CutestDogInTheWorld #BAMF #YOLO #SWAG #POOP #TREATS #MONEY #SUXCOM

[🐶 Andy The Puppy 💩 @AndyThePuppy]

Woof.

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Dogs or cats?

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Watch out when my butt makes reindeer antlers 🦌

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My ass is on a mission to poop on Santa's sleigh 🛷 🎅

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I feel like pooping on your family Christmas card

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I am going to bark and piss on your Christmas tree 🎄

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I'm gonna shit on yo Christmas cookies 🎄 🍪

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I am going to poop on your Christmas card 🎅

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Watch out when my butt makes brown turkies 🦃

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My ass is the fart bandit

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I feel like pooping on your identity

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I am going to bark and fart down your throat

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I'm gonna shit on yo turkey 🦃

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I am going to poop on your canned cranberries 🥫

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@sinbadbad Do you want to sniff my stinky farts?

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Watch out when my butt makes stink peanuts 🥜

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My ass is a scary little screaming poop plopper

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I feel like pooping on your sexy Halloween costume

[🐶 Andy The Puppy 💩 @AndyThePuppy]

I am going to bark and crap on your staircase

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I'm gonna shit on yo computer 🖥