Andy Woggle 💙

PsychoAnalyst,Former Olympic Croquet Medalist,MBE,Compulsive Liar

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You can tell if it's an ox by the way it says goodbye to it's offspring.
Bison

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@Joey7Barton If words don't hurt, can you explain why you put two separate teammates in hospital? #thickasmince

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@benonwine 0.02% of immigrants coming to the UK come via unofficial routes but somehow they've been made the scapegoat

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@Joey7Barton Postbox? At least you're outing yourself as an islamaphobe as well as the thick as mince misogynist now.

Maybe stick with your GCSE level Philosophy, you'll go further with that

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@ToonDazza And that is the exact, red-faced raging reaction they were after. Noone forced you to watch it.

As for dying a death, well then: Getting 4.7m viewers doesn't really sound like one.

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@Joey7Barton Say it in a French accent for me, big man

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@Joey7Barton Show us on the doll where the lady hurt you Joey

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@Joey7Barton You whinge quite a lot for someone playing the snowflake card

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@Jenny_1884 Freedom of speech but only if you like what you hear, huh?

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@Jenny_1884 Oh dear god, honestly? Yes it has it's sketchy areas but name me a city in the world that hasnt.

I'm in and out of Birmingham all the time and you hear right wingers with an agenda bleating on about Brum's "No Go Areas" too. I'm yet to find one.

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@BradleyHighbury You're going to lose your shit when you hear about Isabella and Eleanor, both Engerlish Queens, married before ten and pregnant in their early teens

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@BradleyHighbury @GaryLineker Man with giant flags on his profile complains about virtue signalling

Honestly, some things are unscriptable.

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@Jamesmayo61 @bfc1882bfc @GuzKhanOfficial You mean like these scumfucks? Not a brown face amongst them.

See? Paedophilia isn't somehow exclusive at all, is it?

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@Conservatives @RishiSunak And has sent more politicians and bureaucrats to Rwanda than he ever will asylum seekers.

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@DanWilkes87 Well this one aged like a fine milk!

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@MikeMinay @futureadiankpo I'm Wolves and honestly, he isnt Man City standard. He runs around a lot but rarely plays that killer final ball,he has a worldie goal in him but we only saw it once in a year. He does pull a mean tantrum when things don't go his way though.

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@futureadiankpo @MikeMinay I hope he's got a warm cushion because Manchester benches get awfully chilly in winter.

He's not City standard.

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@futureadiankpo @MikeMinay Wolves fan here. We had him for a year and he rarely showed his supposed talent. He has a worldie goal in him, we saw one. What we saw mostly were strong runs with no end product and after City tapped him up and we said no, we saw him have a tantrum and refuse to play.

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Crouching Tiger Hidden Ginp #GimpMyMovie

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Honey I Shrunk The Gimp

#GimpMyMovie

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@safcpete67 The vast majority of migrants don't come to the UK. Even Malta take more than the UK.

Why should France have to keep them all? What makes us so exclusive?

*You don't need to answer that, it was rhetorical. Your answer is clear and apparent already