Andy Sebastian

artist + writer + musician w/ a filthy mouth and many very cool t-shirts. i can draw WAY worse than any AI app so i cannot be conquered that way. 18+ sometime.

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

yeh, winston smith didn’t get his head stuffed in the rat box because his podcast was too edgy, you losers. it was cuz his health improved very suspiciously after he started a secret diary and told his girlfriend he wanted her to be as slutty as possible to spite the government

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

well this strain is called Deep Space and i took that warning too lightly for the time of day

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

y e s. what was my life even before this book

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[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

damn we’re really gonna boys-will-be-boys this whole species into extinction huh

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

people who are secure in the strength of their ideas do not need to tweet 870 times a week about why they’re right. if the reality you’re seeking to defend needs that much explanation, then maybe it’s less real than you’d like it to be.

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

they just think we’re gross. that’s it. that’s the reason. everything else was reverse-engineered to make them feel better about being deeply irrational.

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

@VeronikaKiley lo-fi summertime porch mix, i hope 🥹

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

i need people to REALLY think about how absurd it is to say things like “seeing someone who doesn’t look like me using The Product is personally offensive and i feel betrayed by Brand”

we are one step away from cashiers refusing to sell products to people based on looks

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

i would personally like a trans day of invisibility where everyone is required to shut the absolute fuck up about us for one fucking day

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

TERRY MOORE IS GONNA BE AT C2E2 AND IM GONNA SAY SOMETHING INSANELY STUPID TO HIM BUT I DO NOT CARE

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

@Corny_Bones depends on what qualifies as “a sword”

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

gonna be a hell of a lot more interesting shit in my crypt to talk about than the shape of my pelvic bones i can guarantee you that

[Gina Darling @MissGinaDarling]

I’ve never seen a hot girl that has muscles. It’s not feminine. Girls aren’t supposed to be muscular. They shouldn’t be lifting. I don’t care if tons of hot women with muscles reply to this tweet with photos and videos of them flexing to prove me wrong. Don’t bother 👀

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

man, i just wanna pop the stitches out of every seam in the universe and see what’s under there and i cannot comprehend why people are so increasingly hostile to even basic curiosity and imagination now

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

i’ve done many things i regret and am ashamed of in my life but enthusiastically french kissing the tightly puckered anuses of attention-addicted sadists who profit off of moral panics will never fucking be one of them

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

@ApostateAbish i mean, there are far worse things, of course, but that one is specifically silly i can’t get over it lol

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

@tagsalegirl i’ll tell you what, i do not expect to find a bio which begins with “landscape artist” under a tweet like this. i don’t even need to know what happened to say i’ve never been more convinced that someone didn’t do anything wrong in a twitter situation.

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

i just needed some fucking .5 lead but past me is a fucking moron hoarding all the wrong things so now i’m gonna have to get frostbite going to micheal’s in negative degrees weather

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

stealing the game from a walmart is actually the highest moral ground one could take here imo

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

that’s a 1984 reference by the way. i know that might have been confusing without the title because that’s the only part you read.

[Andy Sebastian @AndyWryly]

yeh, winston smith didn’t get his head stuffed in the rat box because his podcast was too edgy, you losers. it was cuz his health improved very suspiciously after he started a secret diary and told his girlfriend he wanted her to be as slutty as possible to spite the government