El Smeghead

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Aftermath of #vivawyndham #hotelfire in #dominicus bayahibe #dominicanrepublic

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Terrible fire!
Top marks for the staff evacuating the hotel with no injuries or fatalities reported 👌
Still sirens going past and helicopters hovering around 5 hours later.
#vivawyndham #dominicus #bayahibe #dominicanrepublic #fire #hotelfire #breakingnews

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@LaurenLayfield Just a bit of fun.. https://t.co/xMRFloC0jb

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Planning a trip from BIMingham Airport? @bhx #bhx #spellcheck #backtoschool

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@MikeSington Should be locked in the hold with the rest of the animals 🤣

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@MikeSington This is what it must've looked like from the seat in front..
https://t.co/2txXo7T0GB

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@RishiSunak You had your chance to speak for Britain, now 🤫

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@GMB You can't beat a good old sloppy dog snog to show your pooch that you care 💋 🐶

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@elonmusk Nobody likes a grass.

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@elonmusk Big difference between freedom of speech and freedom of incitement to riot. Stick to flying to Mars.

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@pernillehughes Little fuckers are doing my head in!

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Happy #flyingantday The little bastards!

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@ELawson_BBC Yes sure.

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Passengers getting a great view of the #fire #Birmingham #birminghamfire

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@McDonaldsUK Your Kitts Green branch is a disgrace!
Do you only employ dyslexics and altzheimers sufferers there?
Every time I order from Kitts Green, the order is wrong!
Who forgets to put an egg on a dbl sausage and EGG muffin? FFS!

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Trump constantly talking shite makes MY ears bleed too! 🤣
#trumpshooting #DonaldTrump #assassinationattempt #staged #shooting

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@NatalieGNichols @ChadPergram @ElectionWiz FFS Don't put this woman in charge of ballistics 👆

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@greg16676935420 Big old CRT TV 🤣

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@Christo03770888 You'd get more success using a sheet of greaseproof paper!
It didn't wipe it, as much as just smear it around! 🤣

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@RadioGenoa Thanks for reminding me to put the bins out.