Edgy Elf

Cosmic Horror trapped inside a lil guy
Warhammer and Elf addict
29| they/them

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@kvwviiju “Notice anything… Unusual?”

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@kvwviiju Stop we can only swoon so much have mercy 😭

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@DungeonNoir I think a new art style was kinda inevitable, it still has some of the old aspects tho. I think it’s a 50/50 chance if being something great for dnd or just wearing the old settings skin. Remaining optimistic 💀☀️

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@IsaacTheBound Hold on I can translate to Ork:
Oi lad uz best stop lisnen to these squigz nd gitz, da BIG BOSS only takes a few teeth from all hiz boyz n such, now that OTHA knob is a right cunnin thief, been taken dakka loads of teeth from dis Hummie named ABBA-dum or sum such, not very Ork!

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I don't know how to flirt bro I just told this girl she has a warrior's spirit

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@schizothotep It’s true, but fitting for the group that spreads like a plague. They need a slap on the wrist in lore tho, let the Plague Planet get blown up or have Mortarions selfies leaked idk they need some more hardships I think.

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@HeavensCheez @Hercules1125_ Omg I’m so sorry 😭 I absolutely misread that my bad homie, you didn’t deserve that heat

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@8Bitttting Rudeus is usually the oldest person in the room if we take his reincarnation prompt seriously and has the power to change the world/is very magically talented, but when he can’t keep his dick in his pants suddenly he’s just a lil guy who can’t help himself it’s so stupid.

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@Kwhitson96 @Hercules1125_ “Larper!” They cry into the void, unable to cope with criticism of their MC. Alas it changes nothing.

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@SisterCeciliaVT Thank you Sister Cecilia, now we can finally go figure out what those reports of weird three armed purple dudes were all about in the next hive over. (It’s only been a couple years I’m sure they are fine)

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

Just me or is the far right propaganda machine in overdrive rn?

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@winkhorner @DAKKADAKKA1 Honestly true, Walmart and others like it spend millions in lobbying to keep things just like this. The question is how do we stop them from hijacking programs like SNAP for their own personal profit. Snap should keep our nation fed not line a billionaires pockets.

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@MrOvis_ Nah man it’s because the world bends over backwards to make excuses for whats happening. Cheating on your partner usually ruins your life not becomes a harem 💀 not to meantion Rudeus has a crime sheet so long there’s a personal invitation to Epstines island at the end of it.

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@winkhorner @DAKKADAKKA1 I think pretty much everyone agrees that nobody should starve to death or be malnourished in our nation, snap SHOULD do that. Corporate lobbying and political malevolence have always undercut the policy tho. Maybe we look there instead of at the people just trying to eat?

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

@winkhorner @DAKKADAKKA1 From a business perspective Walmart wins no matter what happens here. They will lower prices to retain ex SNAP users in the short term until competitors are driven out of the area, then they will raise them as high as they will go. They’ve been doing that since the 1970s lmao

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@FloodedRealms The way I have decided to handle it for my future games:
- you must have at least one item relevant to the curse as additional component.
- it is a ritual spell, it takes time to cast and may require rare components.
- Caster must make a check equal to the curses spell cost +10.

[Edgy Elf @AnEdgyElf]

Watching Jobless Reincarnation with a functioning moral compass is so rough because the show as a whole has amazing quality and a pretty interesting story but Rudeus can’t help but be a genuinely bad person at almost every critical moment.