shad. (✸,✸)

singularity

[out of context house m.d. @telyhouse]

House M.D. absolutely owned this genre

[kamau @poorteffy]

Saul

[𝙺 𝙻 𝙰 𝚄 𝚂🧛‍♂️ @k_laus1]

When I'm shopping and I run into a black shirt with no brands or logos

[✰ @flyestdesi]

bhavya ramesh jewellery x hanumankind (2024) ★

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Just met a girl whose dad owns an air conditioning business

[Rage ❉ @ragecvlt]

Part of living is learning how to dance with it.

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

Na money I come withdraw o, which one be pilot dey call me for back? I book flight?

[Eurgh @Eurgh15]

J'abandonne ma nationalité française pour devenir kazakh, explications :

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Summer 2026 is the new summer 2016

[ShreddedNerd @o_sneedy]

Arabic is written right to left so it accidentally made this joke 1000x funnier

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

> be jesse eisenberg
> play mark zuckerberg in 2010
> nail it so hard you get an oscar nomination
> nail it so hard strangers stop separating you from him
> 16 years of kids handing you "I'm CEO, bitch" cards at airports
> sorkin calls about the sequel
> say no
> he spends three whole days trying to change your mind
> still no
> some guy at an oscar party overhears and takes the role on the spot

the eldest boy is finally CEO

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

World Cup opener scored by a brother 😭❤️

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I miss Succession so much I choose to pretend every movie with Jeremy Strong is just Kendall’s newest business venture

[ꨄ︎ Dr. Princess ꨄ︎ @PinKIYSensei]

Pls go look at the “man” that sparked this convo.

[m☆yin🌸🍒 @moyinx0x0]

Jsyk being a Nigerian and saying you don't listen to Nigeria artists is not a FLEX at all.

[jai @jaimariah]

went bananas today.