FFPlus Voter

I live in the Free State, I love my Datsun bakkie, Mampoer, Khaki, my gun and my wife Saareltjie

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

Out of all the Blacks in South Africa, I especially do not like the IFP Blacks. And why is Buthelezi still alive? BlackMagic!!! @anIFPvoter

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

Yes. I cannot let that veraaier @aDAvoter win all the white votes. RT @avesse: Oh dear. Now we have @anFFPlusVoter too.

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

Can you send it to me in the post? RT @Shawnta4155: @anFFPlusVoter Did you see that Sweet Rifle http://bit.ly/fm0ru2"

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

Genocide RT @Mpum_mpum: Also, we should put him to sleep for wearing Jean to jean. Yes. Double denim duty. Sies.

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

Ja daai boetie Steve Hofmeyr told that coloured lady Deborah Patta the real truth ne! #3rddegree

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

@PhilemonGardens Me? Liaise with that veraaier @aDAvoter? You missed a spot there Philemon They don't make good help like they used to.

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

@aDAvoter The mannetjies on top said we must Tweet in the taal of the veraaier. So I had to learn how to use the interwebs.

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

You, Meneer, are a veraaier @aDAvoter

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

Tomorrow we are taking a trip to Pretoria to visit my cousin Frik He tells me that he has Black neighbours!!!???

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

My wife hired a new meisie to help. We had to fire the old one because we suspected she was an agent sent be the Communists to genocide us.

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

Argh ne man. I must go to sleep. Someone has to sit on the porch to watch the workers. If nobody does, they sleep all day.

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

The dogs are barking! Good thing my rifle is right under my bed. The genocide won't get me! I suspect that boy Taboo we hired...

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

My neighbour Chalk told me that he hear on the wireless that Bookie Sele was kicked out of Parliament today. Hy soek kak daai man!

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

@MvelaseP No racism here. I honestly thought you loved sugar, bright red Hugo's Jam, and Paarl Perle. Everything sweet and cheap.

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

@MvelaseP But I thought you people love sugar. That is why we paid our workers with a bag of sugar. Until the Communists came into power.

[FFPlus Voter @anFFPlusVoter]

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