Angalena Scavuzzo

Olive Garden enthusiast. Insta: @angalena

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Tootsie rolls are just chocolate starburst.

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The other day @AlanaStothert was FaceTiming me and tried to swipe up mid convo for a new piece of content. No joke. Totally subconscious - she was just done with me.

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Binging RuPaul s10 and just gagged when @AsiaOharaLand said “it’s about to be Asia Oharas Drag Race” after Ru Paul accidentally slapped her. Consider me officially #TeamAsia

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All I’m saying, is @RoxxxyAndrews 100% won the Candy Challenge in season 5. Fight me. #rupaulsdragrace

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4:40 is an acceptable time to be in bed for the night on a Saturday in your 30s, right?

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@PaulLieberstein wait, was Toby the Scranton Strangler??

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I think I’m going to login to my World of Warcraft account again. Pray for me.

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Hey @sonicdrivein - today I brought Chili Cheese Bites to work so everyone could try them and get hooked and then you would keep them on the menu. Consider this gesture and return the favor by leaving them on the menu for me. Please? #addicted #chilicheesebites

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@NBCTheVoice there is a 2 minute delay in the app. I cannot play along since I have to push my button before they sing! Also, I find out what judge they picked while they are singing! Please fix. #feedback

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@aaroncarter Is House of Carter’s available on any streaming service? #AaronsParty4Life

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One time in 2009 I accidentally typed my crushes name in my status on Facebook instead of the search bar and clicked enter and didn’t know for like two days - and that’s why Facebook sucks.

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@heyrobwilcox @lazlothebuzz @churchoflazlo How about a motel sign? Lol

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Retweeting this cause it was gold.

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To everyone who made fun of me for paying attention in math class- I just used the Pythagorean Theorem to find the diagonal measurement of a couch. So, suck it.

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I just caught myself looking at the weather on TV and saying “Damn, it’s 77 in Tulsa?” and I actually felt myself age a few years in that moment

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I just realized I’m an adult, now, as I drove by a bus stop and out loud said to no one, “where’s your coat, kid? It’s 14 degrees.”

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@chrisdelia The best part of this video is your dog standing there staring at you like, “Dad, wtf are you doing?”

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@olivegarden you should offer Braised Beef Tortellini with a side of mashed potatoes! This is delicious-genius. (Yes, we used our napkin as a backdrop)

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I just forgot to take my PJs off before getting in the shower. In case anyone was wondering how my day is so far.

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I really hate going to bed before The NY Times crossword hits the web at night, but my eyes are so heavy. #im90

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Doctor: how are you?
Me: well, yesterday I got a shin splint stepping off a curb in my crocs at the Olive Garden.
#thesearethedaysofourlives