In 125 years we went from hanging horse thieves to “sorry this illegal alien r4ped and killed your daughter, but his IQ is too low to stand trial or know right from wrong.”
Quick reminder that America isn't actually 250 years old. It was born on March 30, 2003 when legendary American patriots, Limp Bizkit, performed "Rollin'" for The Undertaker's entrance at WrestleMania XIX.