Angela Mustaine

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

@joeroganhq needs to interview the writers of The Happy Song because that is some CIA level stuff with how well it works #IYKYK

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Just had a bunch of construction workers compliment me on my driving (backed out off a TIGHT space).. why did that feel like such a win?? 🏅

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Not me having a nanny for the first time and crying because I’m not ready to let my baby go 🥲

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

I hate this 😢

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Leeeeeetttsssss go Mike!!

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Dear @amazon can you invent instant delivery? Like I want to be able to pick out an outfit for my day and then have it appear in my closet. I’d even be satisfied with my front door instantaneously.

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

I have never .. not once.. had trouble falling asleep and this 4 month sleep regression has put my nervous system into fight or flight mode and now here I am counting sheep. 🐑

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Wine stains on the seat, nail polish on the paint, scratches on the door…
With the amount of damage that Carrie did, I bet he was happy to get her out of that truck

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Driving in downtown traffic brings out a whole ‘nother person

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Fun fact, you cannot buy non-alcoholic wine without an ID

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Just me coming to Twitter to see if this halftime show is a pregnancy announcement! Go Rihanna

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

You know you’re getting old when a night out at a bar triggers you to spontaneously buy fancy earplugs…

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

This game is fun but I’m here for the @UGAcheerleading uniforms 😍❤️🖤

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Nothing ruins my mood more than a fucked up @Starbucks order. 💔

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

My favorite part about working from home is all of the people who think you don’t work when working from home. #jokesonme

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

I swear, every time I have to leave town, I feel a need to clean the entire house, wrap up all outstanding tasks, start 10 new businesses and wait until the last minute to pack.

[The Women of Country @TheWomenCountry]

.@DoggyParton is here! Toys and treats for your dog, but really for YOU too! 🐾

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

I genuinely don’t know how parents do it I just drop my dog off for a dental procedure and I am a nervous wreck!!

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

Anyone else have minor anxiety when leaving their dog with other people?.. or am I just a helicopter mom?? 😅😭

[Angela Mustaine @AngelaCheslock]

I feel this.. 🥂🥲

[Carly Pearce @carlypearce]

Me last month: “I’m going to be really strict with my diet for @ACMawards”.

Me this week… Wine, @HaloTopCreamery & more wine 😅