Every sub in my DMs: βHey goddess, may I serve youβ
Me: The FitnessGramβ’ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
I woke up mad as all fuck today. It would be considerate of you to fistfuck your wallet open for Me.
If the amount is sexy enough I might respond, but dont hold your breath.
...Unless you wanna pass out on camera for me, that might be kinda funny
Now why the fuck would you piss me off like that π
I'm still too stressed to be fully present in this world and someone wants to act up....like are you fucking dumb? Much for me to think about.
I may post wishlist items specifically for helping U/us with a down payment in the coming days. Any bit can be helpful, but I hope it is not lost on those reading that this is an incredible opportunity to express your support in a tangible way. A truly meaningful investment.
My fiance/submissive/chauffer-boy is now without a properly functioning car. It needs too much in repairs to justify financing. Anyone hoping to be useful or make a positive difference in My life can consider gathering a sum to put towards O/our down payment on a new car
Posting a clip to My LoyalFans video store @ midnight. I priced it high because its sexier that way. My LF followers will have until the end of the month to use a 15% discount. Ass freaks should take a peak.
If you want to not be fucking useless, go make Me some passive income.