He lost the podcast bros
He lost the stand up comedians
He lost Alex Jones
He lost Tucker
He even lost Fox News
It’s just over lmao, Democrats are taking over in November
Cafeteria tray instructions, nigga with a lampshade on his head in the background, a lone troon thinking everyone is out to get them... This is without a doubt a Special Ed. Class
I will never be a skinny Japanese high school nerd with a foot taller Ukrainian giantess classmate I have a crush on who bullies me but protects me from guy bullies and slowly develops feelings for me but then gets deported back to Ukraine because her father evaded the draft and WW3 against Russia-China-Iran started and he gets killed quickly which inspires her to become a nurse and one day she finds me half-dead on the battlefield after I joined the Mishimian Vitalists Detachment that got sent to Kiev and we recognize each other and cry and kiss and later in the hospital she offers her virginity to me but we can't have sex because a drone blew my shii smoove off but she says it's okay because she loves me and in that one moment everything feels perfect before a Russian missile obliterates the whole building...
How it feels when... Oh, that's right. I don't actually feel anything anymore. I'm not actually human, and I haven't been for a good while. I'm going to stick a shotgun in my mouth and blow my fucking head off now.