Why I'm Angry

reasons why me, Brenda Chuck Oakmilk, is angry

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I'm angry because my mother didn't make me Aretha

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I'm angry because I woke up in a bush with a dead cat on my lap

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I'm angry because I found a lollipop stuck in my hair when I woke up this morning

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I'm angry because Meg got hit in the face with candy last night, she didn't even catch it!

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I'm angry because no one thinks I look like Demi Lovato

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I'm angry because my mom won't let me be Joseph Stalin for our Mormon Halloween party

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I'm anrgery beucase I ma dyslexic

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I'm and get because I look like Helen Keller

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I'm angry because I choked on a bead

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I'm angry becaus met corn rows tell out #IAmBald

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I'm angry because I dropped a text book on my head #stayingstong

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I'm angry because after we did the roller coaster cheer, at the volley ball game, I actually puked

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I'm angry because I just ate soggy dog food

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I'm angry because Martin Luther King Jr. was my mother

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I'm angry because my brother got married today and he didn't even ask me to be the ring barrier

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I'm angry because my mom won't let me wear my clip on tail in public

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I'm angry because I peed myself while I was running on the treadmill

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I'm angry because I have 12 toes

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I'm angry because I spilled milk on my church dress

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I'm angry because I ate 27 Texas Road House rolls