Angry Bombay Guy

No DMs. Unless of course you're intelligent, slim, hot, a millionaire, and a girl, and single. Wait, why would you still be on twitter?

[Angry Bombay Guy @AngryBombayGuy]

#MumbaiWeather #CycloneTauktae #MumbaiRains

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World: Covid Problems
Mumbai: Co-Weed Problems

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Oh btw, mumbaikars get ready to shell out more from 1st oct on toll nakas of Mumbai entry points. BC jeena hi mushkil kar diya he.

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How about a co-weed test?

[Angry Bombay Guy @AngryBombayGuy]

Retweet If You Are Happy With #PUBG Ban.

[Ankur Singh @AnkurSingh]

RT if you think Uddhav must resign #UddhavResign

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#Day8OfLockdown:

Aaram kar kar ke thak gaya hu,
Soch raha hu thodi der Aaram karlu,
Fir uthkar Aaram se Aaram karunga.

[Angry Bombay Guy @AngryBombayGuy]

It is like that every day feels 200 hours long but also goes by in like 10 minutes.

#Quarantine #QuarantineActivities #StayAwareStaySafe #QuarantineLife

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Am I the only one here who thinks I’ve finished all of the good content?
Aur kuch bacha he kya iske alawa?

Netflix ✅
Prime ✅
Hotstar ✅
Zee5 ✅
MxPlayer ✅
AltBalaji ✅

[Angry Bombay Guy @AngryBombayGuy]

I nominate every fucking one to stop nominating me in every fucking thing.

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Once this Corona scare is over, i’ll take a 7 day off to rest at home.

#FridayFeeling #StayHome #staysafe

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#21daysLockdown : Day 2

My phone is not able to perform facial recognition. 👹

[Angry Bombay Guy @AngryBombayGuy]

#21daysLockdown: Day 1

Balanced the switch between ON & OFF

[Ambani Hu @AmbaniHu]

Day 9 of quarantine

Finally poora antilia ghoom aaya.

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Meanwhile somewhere in South Delhi

Policemen: Madamji, starbucks essential services me nahi aata he!

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Ye 3 hafte tak apne phone bacha ke rakho. Agar paani me gir gaya toh ho gaya fir.

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Pehli baar Din-Raat so raha hu fir bhi koi kuch nahi bol raha he

#21daylockdown #QuarantineActivities #21DaysChallenge

[Angry Bombay Guy @AngryBombayGuy]

Sab se jyada pornhub kamane waala he, likh k le lo.

[The Lying Lama 2.0 @KyaUkhaadLega]

Series of Events for @OmarAbdullah

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Bigg Boss - Season Aao khele Ghar-Ghar begins tonight.

Are you ready?

#QuarantineLife #Quarantine #QuarantineActivities #quarantineIdeas #StayHomeIndia