The customer on #Nextdoor: "HALF my pizza is missing! It was an inside job by the #Doordash driver! I'm not tipping. I'm getting them fired!"
Customer's neighbor replies: "jOe Bidin!!!"
More neighbor replies: "i HaVe gUNs!"
Meanwhile, shop owner:
WTF. why are my amazon deliveries all wrong? I DELIVER AMAZON TOO and don't F up this bad/often. Porch pirates RAMPANT EVERYWHERE. Hide EVERYTHING from passerby view. My notes say same. But 90% deliver ON TOP of decoration meant to HIDE packages BEHIND. Now visible for 100'.
I won't touch anything. Have you seen what people post online? Even in full uniform, with company vehicle, and expected package... and they post sh!t about you "casing the house", or it being an "inside job" when the package they ignored goes missing.
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@JackBox kept me alive today with 75¢ 2-tacos, thank Jack. no income until car fixed so I can work again. but can't pay to fix car without income. still screwed.
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Still fuxxed with a broken transmission and can't afford to fix it. Can't even find a temp local job to cover bills. Any help is appreciated. Tried all the obvious ideas. Feeling pretty hopeless.
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Well, gig-slavery finally fuxxed my car out of my repair budget.
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First the windshield (x5 now), then the AC compressor, then the AC condenser, then the thermostat, then the PS hoses, then oil leaks, then both CV axles, then both front ball joints, then..