ANGRY JACK

GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY EYES
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Owner of Angry Jack's Shell Emporium
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[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

I'm Jack, owner of Angry Jack's Shell Emporium!

AND I'M REALLY ANGRY!

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@CannedBreadAday As a snail "expert", I can confirm that Snails do enjoy canned bread.

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

I am unsure if @plangtong69 has forgotten about this, but either way it is a good reminder.

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@planktonll Do I LOOK like a crook!? I don't sell cocaine!*

yes I do, pricing in store only

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

I am happy to report that shells at Angry Jack's Shell Emporium are now only made of 12.7% cocaine, down from 26.9%.

As a result, the cost of production is lower, making the price of an average shell 10% cheaper.

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@plangtong69 You should be a special guest on one of my commercials, then!

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@Colliflower356 Yes, our only shell to be composed of 7.31% cocaine!

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

Why are people worried about a non-existent gas shortage when you can worry about a non-existent shell shortage, when you come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@plangtong69 angry

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@planktonll sounds like a good deal

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

Apparently selling your soul is 'morally wrong', which I don't understand. I sold my soul when I was 13, in exchange for a nice shell.

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@plangtong69 It was an amazing deal. The best deal. Maybe the best deal, ever.

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@plangtong69 @BigMoneyKrabs @KrabbyOMondays @NotTheReal_FBI @PearlKrabs19 @planktonll angryness

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@BigBassBubble I wouldn't rule that out honestly.

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

So turns out my 'cum ascendance' was caused by the extra epinephrine I was taking to make the commercial better.

Either that or I ate too many skittles, or took too much ketamine.

One of those three.

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@PogcastPogchamp Its fairly likely.

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@plangtong69

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@KrabbyOMondays My brother! How are you!

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@plangtong69 @sqauredick My brother!

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

@NuclearPzn At first it was just red, then orange, then green. Then I ascended and attained the other cum colors.

[ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells]

Now when I say 'taste the rainbow' I don't mean skittles. I mean my cum. I have ascended.