John

[Greg @gregvegas]

Websites with a "skip intro" option. No, I'd much rather sit through the intro. In fact, could you make it longer?

[John @AngryMullet3]

Well motherfucker. Looks like four more years... #healthcare #hugegovernment

[Greg @gregvegas]

I think I once made a similar joke about Jim Calhoun's wife, but it was nice of Johnny Ramone to accompany the Commish tonight. #RIP

[John @AngryMullet3]

@gregvegas I like how her family said she was "not a regular drug user", I bet she was a "virgin" as well. #MDMA #DARWIN #SplatOnPavement

[John @AngryMullet3]

@TravisRodgers my 7 year old son "hey dad, why are the FSU fans all wearing blue jean shorts?" Me: "they are called jorts" #panhandle #fact

[John @AngryMullet3]

@iansinkins what the fuck?

[John @AngryMullet3]

By "love", I assume you mean "hot chick with no gag reflex"? "@JeffinPhx: My female followers, I'm just looking for love."

[John @AngryMullet3]

@TravisRodgers I agree, even dorkier on my part, I wish they still played at Rosenblatt. #CWS

[John @AngryMullet3]

@stevemaxboxing @BrianBeckner so you are saying David Stern is going to beat a horse? I can only assume Rome is married to a horse? #Fact?

[John @AngryMullet3]

@gregvegas so you are saying there were no black people at Pebble Beach?

[John @AngryMullet3]

@gregvegas nice work

[Greg @gregvegas]

People making jokes about the Heat crowd's t-shirts, you haven't seen this much white since Jim Nantz's wedding. You're welcome.

[John @AngryMullet3]

@BrianBeckner @TravisRodgers Spoiler Alert! Final score tonight: 42-40 Heat. LeBron passes in the clutch again, to Jimmy Chitwood. # Fact

[John @AngryMullet3]

@KBruindTheJungl #Iwasgoonafollowyoubut you just kept talking about horses and sexing your producer on the down low...@jimrome

[John @AngryMullet3]

@jsullivan1823 @JNorris25 it was rough this morning

[John @AngryMullet3]

@JNorris25 @jsullivan1823 @kpett had to cut the line on one about that size this morning

[John @AngryMullet3]

How old are you?"@jimrome: Looking for a strong take for Goin' In. Hit me. Best one gets on the air, 6pm ET on @CBSSportsNet."

[Greg @gregvegas]

Awfully courteous of Bob Welch to shoot himself in the head, leaving his liver & lungs intact for medical research. #ItsWhatIDo #RIP

[John @AngryMullet3]

@gregvegas nice work

[U.S. Marines @USMC]

D-Day: Thanks to all those who stormed the beaches of Normandy this day in 1944. Ooh-rah!