DisgruntledPropertyManager

Disgruntled Property Manager. This is how I vent.

[DisgruntledPropertyManager @AngryPropMgr]

@WindyCityWxMan @SPOTNEWSonIG Thank you!

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I have noticed that Junior here has a habit of posting nonsense about me whenever the Mueller investigation heats up.

Please, keep it coming Jr - it’s definitely a “very, very large brain” idea to troll a member of a body that will have subpoena power in a month.

Have fun!

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Spotted at the WH Hanukkah party in the East Room this evening: Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein, the professional embodiment of one day’s worth of oil that has surprisingly lasted eight days. Happy Hanukkah 🕎

[Robert Draper @DraperRobert]

Me: "Doc, what's the diagnosis?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid you have cancer."
Me: "Hmm. What's the other side of the science?"
Doctor: "You don't have cancer."
Me: "Wow, I feel better already."

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

The Obamas are better people than I. So much class, grace and dignity as they have to tolerate sitting next to racist birthers who endangered their lives with their hate.

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

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[🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🕉Stevie Van Zandt☮️💙 @StevieVanZandt]

I just love this crazy shit.

[Bruce Springsteen @springsteen]

A statement from Bruce Springsteen...

[DisgruntledPropertyManager @AngryPropMgr]

@EricTrump @KellyannePolls Oh fuck off

[DisgruntledPropertyManager @AngryPropMgr]

@samjcharles @Slate Dickhead.

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

I genuinely think I am getting better at this game.

[Jeremy Dooley @JeremyNDooley]

Getting worked up over stuff is just never worth it. Time to do what I hope all of you do today, have a drink you like (even water counts), sit back, and just have fun watching a movie/playing a game. Everyone needs that mental chill pill every now and again.

[John Moe @johnmoe]

Don’t make me learn who Laura Loomee is. Christ, I’m still recovering from looking up what Incel means.

[Sam Charles @samjcharles]

"Didn't shave" ≠ "Grew a beard" https://t.co/WD8LJX4Dg7

[Gavin Free @GavinFree]

I feel like a lot of effort is going into replacing plastic straws with biodegradable paper ones or metal ones but they go all soggy or are hard to clean. Could just not use straws. Do we need straws? Could just get our sip on. This has been my tweet about straws.

[DisgruntledPropertyManager @AngryPropMgr]

I started at the bottom of the Property Management pyramid. When someone called off and there was no coverage, guess who had to stay? Me. The guy on duty has to stay. It ain’t complicated!

[DisgruntledPropertyManager @AngryPropMgr]

I’ve received one call/text each day so far. We’re 3 for 3. Are we going to make it to 4 for 4? #GodHelpMe