Raging Hormones

Rage for no fucking other reason than goddamn hormone imbalance, bitches. FUCK!

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Thanks, uterus, for taking 3 months off.And #fuckyou for trying to make up for that all in one day #AuntFlo is an #AnnoyingCunt

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

If I had as many pricks sticking out of me as I've had suck in me, I'd be a goddamn porcupine. Yay, more doctors up inside me today! #slut

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

My uterus is a total cunt. #DieAlreadyUselessOrgan

[Jem @rigodon]

@AngryUterus H8 U

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Starting to wonder if being grateful might actually be a cure for #cuntitude. Feeling way more grateful, way less cunty lately. Hmm.

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

#IGotAThingFor swearing like a sailor and bitching endlessly about my #ShitBagNeighbors. Also want my uterus to shrivel up and die. #FUCK!

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

I'd like to welcome #hotflashes to my life. It's about fucking time. Now, #DieUterusDie. #FuckYouMenopause

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Forgive me uterus, for I have sinned. It's been 112 days since my last period. I don't want to complain here, but, seriously? What the fuck?

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

What's that uterus? It's been 13 days since your last period? By all means, start a new one before the year slips by, asshole. #MotherFucker

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Hey #GuyDownstairs, I already fucking hate you. There's no reason to act like a bigger dick than usual. #FuckYourShittyMusic #IHaveAMigraine

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Very curious. So maybe this is my problem? I fucking hope so!
http://t.co/dytxPlqY0E

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

When I call you and tell you something is broken, please do not send someone over to tell me it is not broken. #IAmNotAnIdiot

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Watching a vendor wear the same gloves to touch raw meat, cooked meat and handle money at a kids soccer game is making me irate. #Gross

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

I'm about to kick a fucking puppy or punch a baby! All these sounds are making me full of goddamn rage! Arrggghhh! #MakeItStop

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Radio and tv on, 6 salesmen on their goddamn phones, and a sliding door that needs a lube job=fucking hell car dealership #SensoryOverload

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Simmering in a stew of disgruntledness. Going on about 6 months now. #YayMenopause! Also, period currently 3 weeks late. #Awesome

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Seriously, the #BoardingHouseForLosers across the street is full of shitbag fuckface assholes. They've ruined the whole neighborhood! #Grrrr

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

No matter how old I get, I never feel like I am grown up. Going through #GoddamnMenopause and still feel like a fucking child half the time.

[Raging Hormones @AngryUterus]

Should have left the house 5 minutes ago yet I'm still sitting here wearing pajamas. #GoingToGetFired #DontCare #ApathyIsAMenopauseSymptom