Yobo

Just an angry little chap, who is going to tweet about everything. No topic is off limits. Mainly football⚽ and tech💻 #ManUTD

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Fifa lost!!!!!!

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

@melessejo 👎👎

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Touche Chelsea, Toufuckingche!!!!!!!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

🐐

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I feel no pressure today, Ronaldo doesn’t have anything to prove anymore

Win, You’re still my love & the GOAT
Lose, You’re still my love & the GOAT

If it’s the last time, so be it. Let’s enjoy King❤️🐐

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Well Well Well!
I am a big CR7 fan, but I gotta be honest about the fact that Spain is going to annihilate Portugal today! #WorldCup #SSFootball @SSFootball

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Norway are going to cause the biggest upset of the world cup. Mark my words!!! 🇳🇴#Worldcup #SSFootball @SSFootball

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Norway are going to cause the biggest upset of the world cup. Mark my words!!! 🇳🇴#Worldcup #SSFootball @SSFootball

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

This must be some kind of sick joke!!!! What do you mean reintegration?!?!? Reintegrate his ass to Barça, we don’t need him @ManUtd anymore! Trashford Out! #MUFC #ManchesterUnited

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

🚨🤝 | BREAKING:

There has been direct contact in the last 24 hours between Rashford’s camp and #MUFC. They are working on restarting the process of REINTEGRATION.

United have informed Rashford’s camp they would WELCOME him back to Carrick’s project.

[@FabrizioRomano, YT]

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

What in the Thomas Jefferson is this?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: An Italian woman has revealed horrifying DMs from Atletico Madrid player Matteo Ruggeri.

• The video shows Ruggeri paying women to send him blasphemous and racist voice messages insulting Black people and other minorities in a sensual voice.

• He then masturbat*d to them, recorded himself, and sent the audio back.

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Onana look what you just started. Onana why you gotta act so naughty! 🎶

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇹🇷 BREAKING: André Onana to Trabzonspor, here we go! 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

New loan deal verbally agreed as Onana is not part of #MUFC plan for next season and Trabzon are ready to re-sign him.

Trabzonspor to pay loan fee to United as details being sorted then done, as @yagosabuncuoglu reports.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Most FIFA World Cups scored in by a player - 6 by Cristiano Ronaldo

Suiiiiii 🐐

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

I declare you Barren for life!

[Debby @realdebby10]

If Ronaldo scores for Portugal today let me be barren for life.

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

@SSFootball It’s do or die for Portugal today!

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! Trashford Outtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Marcus Rashford formally returns to Manchester United as €30m buy option clause for Barcelona has now expired.

No decision on future yet as Barça are still keen on keeping Marcus but only on loan.

Man United taking their time to make decision.

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Why am I so nervous for a guy who barely knows my existence and plays for a country that I am not even in the same continent in???? Forza Portugal 🇵🇹 #CR7

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Faltam 2 dias ⌛⚽

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Kyky, I’m starting to believe you are the supreme leader of France and Emmanuel is just a figurehead who follows your orders!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❌🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé: “I am NOT planning to become the president of France”.

“I'm already hated enough as it is”, told Le Parisien.

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Tahith Chong is putting in a disastrous performance. He will cost Curaçao 🇨🇼 the game. #Worldcup2026

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

@vstarbanks @Hoopss Brazil 1 - 1 Morocco

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Canada is pressing and that might cost them! Bosnia look cool, calm and collected with a clear plan right of the bat. #WC26 #Canada #Bosnia

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

My mom thinks i’m in love or something 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Yobo @AngryYobo]

Czech are trying to use the height difference to their advantage. Other than that, the Koreans have put on a dominant performance and fully deserve the win. #Worldcup26 #KORCZE