Jenny Pecht

Liberal, neurotic writer. Wife, mom, lover of tacos. Texan. Not a fan of lists or sarcasm.

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@amelia_tweetz A pallet

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Sometimes, being a Cowboys fan feels like getting a colonoscopy without anesthesia. In a rowboat, going over Niagara Falls.

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How many melatonin gummies should I take in order to sleep through the next four years?

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@RodLacroix Same! Though we paid even more.

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@davidhelman_ We're so slow! And we can't tackle to save our lives - it's like the Ravens are coated in Crisco or something. Everything except the kicking game is a disaster.

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@mariabamfoo I can't believe I missed this! I adore you and I'm in 75243!

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@emilynussbaum Happy anniversary! My husband and I married in 2003, and we have also noticed how that was somehow 100 years ago.

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@chiney Sheryl Swoopes, Chemiqua Holdsclaw, Brittney Griner, Rebecca Lobo

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@msmaysunshine Atlas Shrugged. Any Ayn Rand, really.

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@LastWeekTonight Watching @LastWeekTonight regulates my nervous system. I'm so glad you're back!

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@InternetH0F Flav-R-Ice, and lime is the best

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I love my child exactly as they are. Why can't the rest of the world do the same? As much as Pride month is a celebration, it's also a reminder that hateful people still abound, and we have so much work yet to do. My soul is weary today.

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@justwsports NCAA National Championship!

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@TheBloggess I literally wake up covered in sweat most days - thanks, perimenopause - so hot yoga can go straight to hell.

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@nbcsnl Nate Bargatze, Maria Bamford, Amy Schumer

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@mimismartypants I'm baffled and disgusted. And, as the mom of a child who went from morbidly depressed to thriving once they began living as their authentic self, I can only say, fuck off.

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@TheBloggess @cursedhive Seriously, me too!

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@TheBloggess I guess that's why I, as a Texan, saw it and thought "Oh, how homey."

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@alexaflotsam I feel this way about my only child. Somebody somewhere totally overestimated me.

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@JimGaffigan Don't do it! Crawfish are just cockroaches with better marketing.