Maximum Angst

don't @ me, I'm probably in the middle of an existential crisis

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

you: scrub daddy

me, an intellectual: exfoliating father

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

me when i first wake up in the morning

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i smashed with some friends tonight. i mean, i played super smash brothers ultimate

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i watch this show about crappy plastic surgery, and this one time this woman was getting so much surgery she was gonna die from an infection and she was like, at least when i die i'll look hot. and i was like, when you're dead, you won't care. do you not know how death works?

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

when i die just chuck my body in a garbage can. coffins are too expensive.

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i studied like 8 hours for one final and probably got a C on it, but i studied like 2 hours for another final and probably got an A on it. go figure.

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i just went to the gym and ran on the elliptical while studying. would not recommend. i thought i was gonna blow a gasket from doing so many things i hated at once

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i just took out the trash, and by that i mean handed in my essay

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i've been at this coffee shop so long i'm pretty sure i'm hearing the same song from their playlist repeat...

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there are only two genders: study and experiment
(i'm sorry i'm studying for my psychology exam)

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thicc

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my friend said "you win some, you lose more" the other day and now that's my favorite saying

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@ICanChangeThis2 i figured. what a way to go out though.

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

how much hand sanitizer do you need to drink to get drunk

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frick i said that wrong didn't i

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i really need to fudy for stinals

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

why does chris evans look like a stoned lumberjack in this photo

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

i think the boston bomber should be able to vote...

on if he wants to be imprisoned for a lifetime or imprisoned for two lifetimes

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

feminists: men need to care about women’s issues!
also feminists: men don’t understand women’s issues, so they can’t talk about it!

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accurate

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