Goose

I used to spend my weekends rolling around in mud with other men, chasing after an oddly shaped ball, now i just watch

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@RKbookpublicist That would be me yes, my apologies for being incognito, i'll send you my personal email in a direct message.

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@Shmulie2 mate, if anyone can do it Chiefs can

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

This Prem final is stupidly tense

[Bath Supporters @BathSupporters]

If reports of a Bath fan accosting the ref are true, they deserve a long ban. However frustrating a game, we must remember rugby's values.

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

I'm holding on to the slim hope that Donald Trump & Katie Hopkins are early prototype A.I. bots that Microsoft forgot to turn off #TayTweets

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@yidoo90 not in a coma you don't mate, and especially not if you're paralysed from the neck down when you wake

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@C41Bowmer paralysed from the neck down for 4 months running a half marathon a year after... 'Don't be a fanny'...riiight cheers pal

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@DavidNotDave1 and the rock hard ground and the other player driving into me

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@gobi_one not asking for rugby to be banned, explaining my story

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@aldo_nick not asking for rugby to be banned mate, explaining my story that's all

[Alcoholic @Alcohoilic]

When your vodka has a higher percentage than your exam score 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[Philip Collins @PhilipJCollins1]

Let's not waste this crisis. Let's change the national anthem to Jerusalem, Jeremy Corbyn will sing it and we'll all get a better song.

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

I just bloody love coffee

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@gthomas3003 I got you love and affection mate

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@gthomas3003 if you're going to Italy can you get me some Italian leather shoes for my bday? I'm a 9

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@gthomas3003 miss you too bby, come to London or I'll hunt you down in italia

[Goose @AngusSwanson]

@gthomas3003 alright enjoy, I'll see you when you're back? As you still have clothing of mine