They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after.
And so you ask yourself: If a penguin can have a worthwhile, stimulating relationship, why the hell can't I?
Or maybe you ask yourself: "Would I be happier if I started dating a penguin
— Bradley Trevor Greive
"If we had a keen vision and feeling of all ordinary human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow and the squirrel's heart beat, and we should die of that roar which lies on the other side of silence." #squirrels
— George Eliot
"Does the giraffe know what he's for? Or care? Or even think about his place in things? A giraffe has a black tongue twenty-seven inches long and no vocal cords. A giraffe has nothing to say. He just goes on giraffing."
— Robert Fulghum #giraffewatch2019
If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
— Roger A. Caras #dogsoftwitter
If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans.
— James Herriot #animalsoul#AnimalWelfare
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
― Mark Twain #Caturday#cats