🐾 Paws & Such 🐾

We're animals. We like to tweet when nobody's looking. 🐶🐱🐭🐻🐼🐨 (Content can be removed at our human's request but we hope you won't blow our cover.)

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Does anyone know where I can find a good kitten masseuse?

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Love is snuggling with your little one, even when they stick their bum in your face.

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When Mom and Dad catch you coming home late...

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Our doggo friend Rocky needs help: Life-Saving Surgery Rocky *Fleet https://t.co/61bfTtW94f

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We wishes our fwiend good luck at the vet tomorrow. She is nervousing.

You be okay, okay?

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Looks like Leo found the catnip stash again.

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Dinner was delicious. #TongueOutTuesday #CheeseburgerDay (with bacon)

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Busy day. Just woke up.

Almost time for my nap.

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I am the new Batman. Deal with it. #BatmanDay

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If they didn't want me to eat it, why would they leave it on the couch?

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Current mood: Drowsy.

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Sure, go ahead and get yourself one of those expensive new phones.

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When something so wrong just seems so right...

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I iz not to be disturbed.

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Have a good sleep, little one. You've got a big day tomorrow!

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I'm watching you!

Sleep well.

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Where's Jock?

Och, he's down at the pub watchin' the game w'some of the lads.

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I hate it when Mom and Dad get all romantic in front of me.

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I love the summer but I hate what it does to my hair.

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Looks like school's out for the day. #BackToSchool